OPEN POST: Hump Day With Hannah Harlowe Hapenny...And Ba-Buttons!

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It's 10am, but Hannah Harlowe Hapenny has only just woken up. She's starting the day right with a wee glass of vino, and why not? Hump Day, as everyone knows, is a special day at Peckerwood Manor, where debauchery is encouraged for one and all. 

Hanna Harlowe Hapenny has long had her eye on Manor resident Ba-Buttons. You see, like a straight ballet dancer - they're like unicorns! - Ba-Buttons is that rare Manor species, a genuine, coochie-loving straight guy. Which means like a fox in a henhouse, he has his pick of all the straight ladies. Is this fair? Of course not! But it's the reality for Manor ladies who, yes, very much enjoy dancing and drinking and exchanging waxing tips with Bendy Boyz™, but when the lights are low, prefer a man with a very serious case of the muffin munchies. 

Will Hanna Harlowe Hapenny finally nab her man? She's making herself up real pretty, and wearing a top which shows off the girls. Maybe one more glass of vino? For courage? Sure, can't hurt. Wish her luck. And, hey, if she doesn't score this Hump Day, there's always the next. 

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