OPEN POST: With Crabapple Chloe, The Crankiest Gal At Peckerwood Manor!

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Peckerwood Manor has a complicated history with the popo. Jealous townsfolk sometimes report all kinds of illicit tomfoolery on our grounds, which brings the cops right to our doorstep. Merde! They've never found anything unlawful going on - so far! - just giggles, dancing, elaborate cuisine and a bit of cake baking (if'n you get my drift). It's a minor annoyance to most, but a major one for notorious Manor resident, Crabapple Chloe, the crankiest gal in all of Peckerwood.

Lately, she's taken to riding her motor scooter and squirting local police with mustard, which is not only rude, but a terrible waste of a perfectly innocent condiment, according to Cook. This can't continue. Should you next see her riding her scooter near the police, please cry out, "Knock it off, Crabapple Chloe!" or "I've got your number, hussy!" or "Watch it, hor! No Bendy Boyz™ for you tonight!" After which you should immediately report the matter to Mr. Tristan Spratt, Peckerwood's Butler Manager. Is this tattling? Yes, it is, but the last thing we need are cops crawling up our collective tushies. Thank you for your cooperation. 

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