OPEN POST: Is Your Spring Springing?

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Has your spring sprung? At the Manor, it's always a sunny, breezy 78 degrees, which is just how Foxy Roxy, Peckerwood's giggliest omnivorous mammal, likes it. But word has it that things are a bit diffy outside our grounds. In some areas, we hear, there's icy rain, tornadoes, earthquakes, even snow, which is so not fun. 

How is it in your neck of the woods? Seasonable? Shivery? Something worse? All of which leads me to remind you that life outside the Manor has its challenges, so do return at your earliest convenience. Also, and as most of you already know, we do have a special Wintertime Land™ - for those so inclined toward skiing or making snowmen - which is accessible 24/7 by stepping through the large Cheval mirror in the West Wing sunroom. Please consult with Mr. Tristan Spratt, you refined majordomo, if you have any questions. 

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