OPEN POST: Blake Shelton's Super Awesome Birthday Vacay!

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Blake Shelton, who sources say is a man and NOT a bunch of farts crammed into camo wear pretending to be one, recently celebrated his 48th and somehow not 58th birthday. Damn, what is you DOING with the sunscreen, Blake??

People's "Sexiest Man Alive" gushed on Instagram that it was "the greatest birthday ever!!!" thanks to his rubber ducky wife, Gwen Stefani. The couple celebrated by traveling and getting shitfaced, which, let's be honest - consuming copious amounts of alcohol is the only way to survive a marriage to either one of these dried out pieces of unseasoned chicken.

Gwen wished him a happy birthday with a cringey video compilation of their favorite moments together, and you can watch it below at your own risk, but beware - it includes both of their faces AND her singing! Hork!



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