Who is July's Shitbag of the Month?

 Our first nominee is Meghan Trainor. We took the term "shitbag" a little literally here, since the "All About That Bass" singer recently said that she and her husband plan to get toilets that face each other when they move into their new home. If you recall, Trainor and her husband, Daryl Sabara, made headlines a few years back when they said that they had toilets next to each other so they could be together all the time. Umm, okay. Lord knows there are Shitbag nominees with way worse rap sheets, but we still find it strange that Trainor seems to poop-obsessed. 

Second up is Chris Brown. This is not his first time on our Shitbags list, and I am sure it won't be his last. Bitch got sued for $50 million this month by four plaintiffs who claim to have been assaulted by the singer and his goons after attending Brown's concert. Why anyone would attend a concert by that women-beating POS is beyond me. They claim they were invited backstage after his show, and one of the men approached Brown to congratulate him on the great performance. Someone from Brown's crew reminded him that the singer had had beef with this man before, which led to Brown and his crew beating up the four men who filed the suit. Gee, that sounds SO out of character!

Our third contender is couch-fucker JD Vance. Vance was in hot water this month when comments he'd made in a 2021 Tucker Carlson interview resurfaced. Vance argued that parents should have more voting power than people without kids. He said the country was being run by "childless cat ladies" who are miserable about their own choices and want to make the rest of the country miserable, too. Funny how Vance had to dunk on cats as if he hasn't spent hours sitting at his vanity trying to purrrfect the cateye look with his maybelline liner.

Fourth up is Ozzy Osbourne. The decrepit rock n roller and his wife, Sharon, expressed their distaste for Brit Brit dancing half-naked on IG every day. Ozzy said he's sick of seeing the same videos every day, and Sharon called Britney a poor thing. Spears clapped back at the couple, calling them the most boring family in America and telling them to "kindly fuck off." Go, Brit! Ozzy later apologized but still doubled down that the videos are tiresome. Leave Britney alone!

Our last Shitbag contender is Amber Rose. Now one need only look at the girl's forehead to tell she's not the poster child for good choices. But this month she really threw us for a loop by attending the Republican National Convention in support of Donald Trump. Despite calling him an idiot back in 2016, it appears the anti-rape activist has changed her tune when it comes to Diaper Don. She said that electing Trump for president would be the best way to "give our babies a better life." Uh, okay. 

Place your votes below, Peckers!

Sources: Billboard, Axios, The Hill, Vanity Fair