OPEN POST: Tori Has News To Share!

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In Harpo, Who's That Woman? news, Tori Spelling, aka "Mickey-Rourked Barbie," aka "Girl's Head Looks Like a Rotten Milk Dud Amirite?", has let the world know that she sometimes forgets and still calls Dean McDermott "babe." "I slipped a couple times in front of his girlfriend, Lily!" she burped up in her latest thirsty press grab. This is news that I did not need, but thanks to Lily, I know just where to stick it. 

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