PECKERWOOD'S WEEKLY LUNOCRACY POST! For the Week of 8/25/2025!

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In case you were willfully ignoring the news this past Friday - and who can blame you? - the Trump administration popped a squat in the late afternoon and left us with quite the cow pie, or the transcripts of a recent interview with convicted pedophile pimp, Ghislaine Maxwell, helpfully conducted by Trump's loyal lawyer minions. Never mind that she wasn't under oath, and never mind that her statements - "He was a gentleman in all respects," she cooed about Trump's social engagements with dead pedophile Jeffrey Epstein - are almost comically slavish. Or they would be if there weren't so many sickeningly abused girls and young women in the wake of this horror show. But qui pro quo, Maxwell likely intoned after the interview, since she was moved shortly after to a far cushier prison, which I'm sure is just a coincidence, n'est pas?

Will MAGA take this on faith and move on from their obsession with Epstein? Maybe not, but they will be distracted, which is the name-of-the-game in Trumpland. Meanwhile, here are several jaw-dropping stories you may have missed this past week. 

1. For those who shudder at the thought of borrowing sugar from their brown or black neighbors, this week's "Sounds About White" news highlights founders of an all-white enclave in Arkansas who believe they're all good, legally-speaking, since they've labeled their enclave a "private club." And it might just work. 

2. "Russia, Russia, Russia!" cry RepubliKKKans in their best Sister Jan from "The Brady Bunch." Lucky for them, Tulsi Gabbard, a noted Russian asset and now the head of national security, has been giving them a soothing blowie, or rather, quietly revoking clearances for a very key CIA officer and countless Russian analysts. It's a bombshell report, and, yes, sickening, so hold tight. 

3. Finally, a woman remains behind bars for giving birth to a stillborn child, and all because authorities examined her internet browser history and found that she'd searched for articles about abortion seven months prior. Seven! How dare she. "Murder!" cried her local government, but this time in a Blue State well above the Mason-Dixon line.

Photo/Art Credits: Walt Handelsman, Whitten Sabbatini, Getty Images, Aashish Kiphayet

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