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Audrey! Can you hear me?! How many fingers am I holding up?? It's going to be okay, I promise!

Poor James is taking the news ever so hard, dear Peckerlings :( Won't SOMEONE do SOMETHING to comfort him?!

Oh dear, it looks like Jane's already had enough of the fuckery that's in store. Whatever will she do?!

I'd say the expression on Sophia Loren's face in this photo pretty much sums up how we're all feeling about what's in store for the next few years, wouldn't you?

"Let's escape to Canada-land!" exclaim many Blue voters disillusioned by the last general election. But beware. Stupido Bros™, like Joe Rogan, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly, et al, are flourishing in snowy Transatlantica, too. Case in point, Jordan Peterson, Canada's premiere Stupido Bro™ who has a new book out, "We Who Wrestle With God." At a book signing in Manhattan on November 18th, he was swarmed with American Bro Fans, since he perfectly aligns with their Christo-fascist Trump ethos.  The Economist writes of him and his book: "He has been called both 'the world’s most famous public intellectual' and 'the stupid man’s smart person.' In (his book), he retells the big hits of the Bible—the fall, the flood—through a mixture of theology, psychology and symbolism. Often, alas, that symbolism comes from Disney. An entire Peterson industry has flourished for those willing to sacrifice their money. Moreover, people who spend time writ...

Welcome, chirruns, to the inaugural "Peckerwood's Weekly Lunocracy Post!" post. For the entire week of 11/18/24, you can come here to vent, mock, fling dirt, flash your bits and discuss anything and everything lunocracy worldwide. New posts will follow every Monday.  BTW, to you 'Muricans out there, if you could live anywhere else like many celebutants are doing , where would it be? Me, I'd split my time between  Santorini  and  Amsterdam . But in the meantime, I'm here, and for now, I ain't too happy about it, if'n you get my drift.  Photo Credit: Getty Images

Are politics getting you down? How could they not? Rest easy, fellow Peckers, since starting on Monday, November 18th, all Open Posts will be politics-free! Huzzah! No, we're not going to police this, but instead, encourage you to take your urgent, funny, filthy political chitchat to a new post, "Peckerwood's Weekly Political Poop," which will appear every Monday at 10:30am PST. Huzzah, again! There, you can harangue, scream, gossip, flash your naughty bits, and generally carry on about politics, trusted political action groups, volunteering, and suchlike, to your hearts content throughout the week. For those politically-minded, it'll be a terrific place, we hope, to exchange information and horrors. For those who find politics dreary, it'll be a place to avoid. Hopefully, this will lessen political chatter in regular Open Posts. We've heard your pleas for this change, and while we're sometimes slow to accommodate, we get it. No, really, we do. We wan...