PECKERWOOD'S WEEKLY LUNOCRACY POST! For the Week of 4/13/2026 - MAGA Regret Supporting Their Orange Messiah. They Even Cry and Beg for Forgiveness. They Didn't Know! Do They Deserve Forgiveness?

If, after voting for him in 2016, someone had come out and said they had regrets, one of my favorite old German friends, Schadenfreude, would have paid me a visit. I would have enjoyed their pain, their sorrow, their humiliation, but after they finally woke up, I still would have needed to see them make amends, do better, and educate themselves. I wouldn’t have befriended them or wanted them in my life. That’s asking too much. But I could have appreciated their remorse and horror at being so wrong and stupid. I wouldn’t have been sympathetic because ignorance is not an excuse when their orange messiah’s irredeemable psychopathic behavior was on full display and had been for decades. Eventually, I might have been able to tolerate them.

Beyond those initial feckless fools, no MAGAt deserves grace, kindness, forgiveness, understanding, or any shred of decent treatment. They deserve to be shunned forever. They deserve hate. They deserve to be mocked and ridiculed. The only other thing they deserve is an opportunity to limp off and do the world a favor and die due to starvation and exposure to the elements in a sub-Saharan desert or face a firing squad for treason. My hate for them is absolute. It will never change. I will never work to change it. I will only stoke that fire until I die. They belong in the same category as Hitler. Nothing will ever change my views or feelings.

By the second time, they knew what they were voting for. They sat by and watched him do heinous evil things to innocent people repeatedly and cheered him on. They encouraged his sadism. They basked in ghoulish delight at his violence and salivated over the pain he inflicted on people they considered inferior. His brutality was a chef’s kiss for them. When minorities and immigrants lost their lives because of his policies, they had collective orgasms. They smiled indulgently when he flaunted his corruption. Ignored that he was named five times more than anyone else in the Epstein Files. Nearly 40 thousand times, which means that this was as clean as Pam Bondi could scrub it, and it still remains outrageous. 

The truth is that they are just like him, or they wouldn’t have supported him for this long. They are as evil as he is. They aren’t sorry or horrified because of the suffering he’s caused. They are only sorry that now they are a little bit inconvenienced and uncomfortable. What happened? What was this recent cataclysmic event that was a bridge too far for them? The war in Iran? Surely, the deaths of American soldiers shook them awake. Surely. No, it is the price of gas and groceries. Yes. They can’t fill up their monster trucks like they used to, and cheap beer isn’t so cheap anymore. Now, they say he’s a terrible, horrible, corrupt old man who betrayed them. They claim they didn’t know he was like this. They think we should all be on the same side now and should embrace them. Hell no. I embrace only MAGA corpses. 

MGT. Joe Rogan, Fucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, and other opportunists who just turned on MAGA, after he threatened to destroy Iran, have offered us a foreshadowing of what’s ahead. Not because they are good and decent. Their defections are a clue that MAGA and the orange menace are over. The well has run dry. There are no more grifts available to exploit. They have done the intel, watched from the inside, and since greed is their only god, they are moving on.

We should thank them for the clue, then urge them to all take flying leaps into an active volcano for their treason and for simply being soulless garbage dirtbags.