EVENING NIGHTCAP: Andy Dick Is A Mess. So Is Madonna. Met Gala Co-Chairs & Committee Announced (also a mess). Um..Who's Dis?

 

► Actor and unfunny comedian, Andy Dick (59), was found sitting on steps and unresponsive in what authorities are calling an apparent overdose. Onlookers saw him slumped over and called 911. He was given Narcan and when he came to, he did not want to go to the hospital. He said he was okay. Andy has a Tolstoy novel of issues and offenses that include: public intoxication, sexual battery, sexual assault, groping, indecent exposure, multitude drug & alcohol arrests, assault with a deadly weapon, domestic violence, and burglary. He's the Old County Buffet of legal problems.  Read More

Andy Dick, undated. Photo: The Blast

Comment: In addition to being a walking mess and menace, Andy is blamed by comedian Jon Lovitz for the death of actor & comedian Phil Hartman. Jon claims that Andy re-introduce drugs to Phil's wife, Brynn, who was a recovering addict. Brynn began using hard drugs again which culminated in her killing Phil in a murder-suicide in 1998. Andy was also questioned by cops in the suicide of actor David Strickland back in 1999. The 2 of them were partying for days and their debauchery resulted in the David taking his own life. To say Andy is a mess is an understatement. Wherever he goes, a shit storm follows. He's a walking Chernobyl-level dumpster fire.  

► To get a jump start and drum-up some attention for a new album she's releasing next year, Madonna (68) decided to cosplay her 1987 cone bra era. Almost 40 years ago folks!  She uploaded thirsty trash snaps to her IG with the caption "a good week for divas". Lemme fix that: "a good week for divas but not for your eyeballs". The Material Geriatric Girl posed as if she were Sabrina Carpenter's abuelita while wearing a corset from the clearance rack of a Fredericks of Hollywood Outlet. A fire hose cannot quench her thirst for attention. Read More

Comment:  Madonna has turned into the Norma Desmond of pop music. She has no idea how ridiculous she comes across. Instead of aging gracefully and evolving, she's opting to live in a make-believe world of suspended animation, circa 1985. C-R-I-N-G-E.

Madonna, 2025. Photo: Madonna IG/ The US Sun

 

Madonna, 2025. Photo: Madonna IG/ The US Sun

 

► The Met Gala announced the co-chairs for next year's event.  BeYAWNce, Nicole Kidman, and Venus Williams will be working alongside Anna Wintour and pay to play sponsors Jeff Bozo and Dirty Sanchez to put the final nail in the coffin of what's become an  sorry-ass industry joke. The gala host committee that will be assisting the co-chairs is a trash heap of equal proportions. Designer Anthony Vaccarelo and Zoe Kravitz are leading the host committee with: Sabrina Carpenter, Lena Dunham, Doja Cat, LISA, Sam Smith, Misty Copeland (she's cool), Teyana Taylor, Gwendoline Christy, and Elizabeth Debicki.  Yes folks...Lena Dunham. Can the Met Gala sink any lower?  Read More

Comment: The only thing missing is a Kardtrashkan dingleberry, Tickle Me Elmo, Chrissy Tiegen, and Billy Ray Cyrus to top-off this fiasco. 

► Presented with little comment: Um, I don't know what's going on with Kelly Osbourne but she is not looking well at all. Sheesh...ghastly! ghostly! Whatever she's doing, it needs to stop STAT. Kelly is 2-nosehairs shy of turning into a Popsicle stick figure of a corn husk doll. Read More

Kelly Osborne, December 2025. Photo: Brett Cove, Shutterstock/Daily Mail