EVENING NIGHTCAP: Mrs Yeezy #2 Inspired By OBGYN. Justina's 3D "Earth Bender". Um...Who's Dis?

 

 

 ► Bianca Censori (30), better known as Kanye's nekkid mannequin, is debuting a line of jewellery that is as offensive as her attire. Bianca drew inspiration from OBGYN exam tools for the first two pieces she's introducing. The Scalpel Bracelet ($2,100) was, "inspired by the precision of a scalpel, this bracelet sits close to the wrist with a structured minimal profile and a mirror finish".  The Speculum Cuff  ($2,250) is "a narrow sterling-silver cuff with clean, curved edges and a mirrored finish. The form is inspired by the functional contours of a medical speculum.” Being married to Kanye has resulted in her spending a lot of time at a doctor's office. That's the only explanation I can think of. These baubles belong in a BOGO bin at Spencer Gifts. Some people are saying she ripped off an Elsa Peretti design, which Tiffany's has been selling for decades.  Read More

Comment: When Bianca skidded into the scene and latched her carbide to Mount Krayzee, I felt bad for her. A pretty young woman who had no clue what she was getting into with a nutjob like Yeezy. I now believe she relishes in the attention and is the female version of Kanye. She concocts these antics to shock the public and make herself  think she's a misunderstood conceptual artist. The same way Yeezy thinks of himself. BTW her speculum bracelet is a tacky knock off of the Elsa Peretti design. 

Bianca Censori's new line of OBGYN inspired jewelry. Source: Page Six

Elsa Peretti bracelet sold at Tiffany's. Photo: Google

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► Staying with today's theme of wannabe designers who inhale their own farts, let's talk about Justina Beiber's foray into the 3D printing business. Justina collaborated with tech company, Zellerfeld, to design a 3D sneaker that I would described as a tequila fueled one night stand between a Croc and a cleat. Debauchery! The abomination is part of the Skylr brand that Justina launched a while ago as his side-hustle since he's all but given up on whatever is left of a singing career. He's calling the 3D sneaker "Earth Bender". It sounds like the name of a male porn star who's into sustainability and environmental causes. The sneaker made its debut at a Tokyo pop-up shop over the weekend. No price was shared. If you have to ask how much, you can't afford it.  Read More 

Comment: They're available in 3 colors (these are my descriptions): Cheesepuff Orange,  Kelly Osborne Lilac Hair, and Middle Management White.  

Justin Beiber holding his new 3D sneakers. Photo: Beiber IG/ MSN.com

 

 

► Presented with little comment: Carrie Underwood ditched her MAGA look and replaced it with gated community trad wife. There's something fishy going on beyond a different hair color and bushy eyebrows. I can't put my finger on it.  Read More 

Carrie Underwood, then vs. now. Photo: Terry Wyatt/Getty Images/Carrie Underwood IG/TV Insider.com