EVENING NIGHTCAP: Jayden Smith + Louboutain = NOPE! Sydney Sweeney's Stunt Fails. Um...Who's Dis?

 

Programming Note: For the next few weeks, I will be posting sporadically due to my work schedule. Thank you for your understanding.

► The court jester of celeb nepo brats, Jayden Smith (27) debuted his new fashion line for Christian Louboutain at Paris Fashion Week. Jayden was hired as the Men's Wear Creative Director for the fashion house. Despite having no formal training, no experience, zero qualifications and the fashion prowess of ranch dressing, he was given a free reign. So what did he come up with? Overpriced garbage for men with a fetish for faux fur. 

The line includes faux fur boots, furry hats, furry vest...it's the wet dream of Gossamer, the red furry monster of Looney Tunes. Or Elmo. Or Bigfoot. Take your pick. BTW the faux fur boots cost $2,900; and the faux fur baseball cap $1,500. I can buy a bag of fake fur $15 and achieve better results. It doesn't take talent. As part of his attempt to create buzz and promote the line, Jayden painted himself red. He resembles Hellboy's idiot cousin who sells bootleg movies out of a van in Times Square. When asked what influenced his collection, he gargled this pile of horseshit: Read More

 "This collection is inspired by the history of working men throughout the centuries." He continued, 'The stonemasons, the scribes, the doctors. It’s inspired by the lost epochs of time and made by hands born from stars, forged under immense pressure deep in cosmic space."

Jayden Smith promoting his fashion line for Christian Louboutain, 2026. Photo: Jayden Smith IG / Daily Mail

Comment: I'm offended he's using working men for inspiration for his red dyed yeti-pubic hair fashion mess.This shit stain has never worked a day in his life. I have never seen any blue collar workers (stonemasons, riveters, carpenters, pipe fitters, drywallers, etc.) wearing fur boots or fur hats to work. Same goes for doctors or other professions. Except for Sesame Street puppeteers, the Village People, or the cast of Sid & Marty Kroft "Land of the Lost". Jayden can add failed fashion designer to his long list of career failures: actor, rapper, food truck operator (yes, he tried that), writer, philosopher, and productive citizen of the universe. Imagine if he and Brooklyn Beckham were to join forces. *shudders* 

Jayden Smith's faux fur men's shoes for Christian Louboutain. Photo: Daily Mail

Jayden Smith's faux men's boots for Christian Louboutain. Photo: Daily Mail

Jayden Smith's faux fur men's baseball cap for Christian Louboutain. Photo: Daily Mail

 ► Hollywood's flavor of the month & MAGA princess, Sydney Sweeney, can add Stunt Queen to her dossier. She thought it was a good idea to hoist herself and a film crew up the famous Hollywood sign and hang bras all over it as a publicity stunt to promote her new lingerie line. BTW, her line is being created with gazillionaire Jeff Bozo who is a huge investor in it. That's why Sydney was invited to his wedding last summer. I get the feeling Lauren Sanchez is probably not thrilled about the collaboration. You know what they say...what goes around, comes around. Anyhoo, Sydney's tacky stunt drew the ire of local officials and residents. Sydney did not get permission nor a permit from city officials, so she could face legal action that include charges of vandalism and trespassing. YES! Throw the book at her. But it would probably bounce off.  Residents were pissed because her stunt caused the cops to swarm the area, blocking traffic. Quite the ruckus.  Read More 

Sydney Sweeney on the Hollywood sign, hanging bras to promote her new lingerie line. Photo: TMZ / Page Six

Comment: Like many before her, Sydney's "acting" career is not based on talent, but on being a novelty because of the 2 inflatable assets she shoves in front of the camera every chance she gets. This stunt is what I'd expect from someone like her.

► What happens when you take an IG filter, industrial grade bronzer, a mannequin from Forever 21 and toss it all on a panini press? You get this abomination that's suppose to be Aubrey O' Day. Aubrey share several images on her IG to promote...um...who cares what she's promoting. She looks awful. Assembly line face. Michael Jackson's nose. Compare her new face vs. 2024. Sheesh.  Read More

Aubrey O' Day, January 2026. Photo: Aubrey O' Day IG / Daily Mail

Aubrey O' Day in 2024. Photo: Getty Images / Daily Mail