EVENING NIGHTCAP: Millie Launches Fashion Line. Golden Globes Fashuuun.

By Few Words January 12, 2026

► Now that her stint on Stranger Things has come to an end. Millie Bobby Brown's (21) next career stop (besides being a young mom and trad wife to Mr. Bon Jovi Jr.) is launching a fashion line. The line will be called, "Mills" and is being created exclusively for Walmart. BTW, "Mills" should not be confused with MBB other venture, "Florence by Mills". That business includes fashion, cosmetics, perfume, and coffee. Wait..no auto parts or toilet seat covers? Boo-hoo! Anyway, the "Mills" fashion line (if you can call it that) is aimed at young women who have Fireball Whiskey taste but a Red Bull budget. MBB spewed this out when asked why she selected Walmart: Read More and Here's The Line Up

"Her new line for Walmart was designed as a love letter to her younger self, and the girls she continues to meet today, with more trend-geared, flirty and feminine styles priced $10.50 to $26.50, with sizes ranging from XS to XXXL. She saw Walmart as the ideal home for the label because “accessibility is at the heart of what this brand stands for,” and allows more girls to experiment with style, participate in trends and have fun without pressure. It’s a space where self-expression feels possible and welcoming.”

Millie Bobby Brown is officially turning her focus to fashion with the launch of Mills by Millie Bobby Brown, a flirty, trend-forward line made exclusively for Walmart. Designed as a love letter

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Comment: If I was going to write a love letter to my younger self, it sure as shit would not include aspirations to peddle poorly made cheap polyester crap. Or underwear that looks like a granny girdle. Yes, those are granny undies she's hawking for $10! I can sum MBB fashion line in 3 words: CHEAP CASH GRAB. A sea of tacky polyester and nylon junk that will fall apart after one washing. Probably made by workers getting paid 25-cents day. Or in bubble gum.

Items from Millie Bobby Brown's "Mills" fashion line. Photo: Walmart

► Another celeb circle jerk award show was held last night. Some of the garbs sashaying on the Golden Globes red carpet make Millie Bobby Brown's fashion line look like haute couture. Here are some of the shittiest looks. Read More

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Comment: Jennifer Lopez-Noa-Judd-Almost Affleck-Anthony-Almost Rodriguez-Affleck-TBD showed up as a nekkid mermaid who was kicked out of the ocean. I hate that dangling string of hair she thinks makes her look seductive. Next up we have Jenna Ortega. I think I can speak on behalf of the planet when we say we're tired of Jenna cosplaying 24/7 the character of Wednesday Adams. It's tiring. Her gown was designed by Edward Scissorhands gay cousin who makes uniforms for a goth marching band.

Here's a riddle: what do you get when Blues Clues, a Smurf, and a florist have a 3-some? Answer: Chris Perfetti's garish suit. Amy Poehler...sheesh. Where do I begin? She wore a jumpsuit made by a failed Basic Sewing 101 class at the Learning Annex. I would ball-it up and use it as a cleaning rag. Miley Cyrus was dressed as a Kansas City mafia wife attending the wake of her 5th husband (who was a spry & wealthy 98 year old).