OPEN POST: HOW MUCH SWAG IS TOO MUCH SWAG?
Confession: I am a swag ho. I am. I don't care who knows it. I can't wait to see what's in there when a party or an event has swag. Sometimes I am thrilled-skincare swag-sometimes I am like, what the?-sex toy swag. I must collect things year-round to offer guests at our yearly Christmas parties, kid's birthday parties, and Halloween party every year. People expect it. They want that bag; no matter if the party is sorry, there is always the bag. Once, an alarmingly frank kid approached me and asked at my daughter's birthday party."Where is my party bag?" I was horrified and looked at her mom for support, and she looked back like, "Yeah bitch where is the swag?" My mom was still stuffing bags in the next room because I had fucked it up with my sparse offerings. Adding some extra tissue paper was incredible; lots of colorful stuffing was festive. And that was a done deal, or so I thought. "Mija, ¿En qué estabas pensando?" my mom asked. ...