EVENING NIGHTCAP: Lauryn Hill's Duvet Cover. Jenna Bush's Book Club (insert laugh). Carrie Is A Mean Girl.

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 ► I was going to make this post about the X-rated parade at the Grammys. Frankly, it bored me and it's been talked to death. Chappelle Roan and Heidi Klum cemented their status as tacky, one dimensional stunt queens . Whatever shred of dignity they had ran out the door like a guest at a Dahmer dinner party.  I do want to chat about one item at the event that didn't get the media attention it deserved: Lauryn Hill and the duvet she wore from the Mortia Adams collection. Lauryn Hill hasn't performed live in ages (over 10+ years). Her performance paid tribute to the late D'Angelo and Roberta Flack (who originally sang one of Lauryn's biggest hits). At least Lauryn didn't insult viewers by showing up wearing an eye patch on her cooch and Frog Tape on her nips.  Lauryn opted to dress like she was auditioning for RuPaul pays tribute to mafia queens. Read More 

Comment: The shitty outfit was a distraction from her performance. Between the duvet cover, the gloves, the hungry centipede wrapped around her neck disguised a necklace, hungover sunglasses, and the Tammy Faye Baker wig..she was a mess. But a covered mess, so thank you for that. 

Lauryn Hill at the 2026 Grammy Awards. Photo: Getty Images / Variety.com

► Nepo brat Jenna Bush Hager (44), who is co-host of Today, has been on a quest to become the white chocolate mousse version of Oprah. Her thirst to snatch the crown off Oprah's head and anoint herself successor to the Big O has been a comedy gold. I occasionally read about it when I'm bored...which happened today as I wait for the green light on a work project. Jenna announced she's starting a Book Club. More like her assistant is starting the book club. The world knows Jenna's intellectual capacity compares to that of a drip candle. Just look at her dad, ex Pres George Bush, Jr. Then again, compare to the current POS POTUS, the ex-Pres George Jr. is Mensa material. I'm willing to bet Jenna's reads at the same speed as a snail on Ambien. Anyway, Jenna's assistant...I mean Jenna, debuted her picks to promote the book club.  I had to cackle because the books she's promoting are over 10 pages, way beyond the capacity of what I think Jenna can handle. Read More 

Comment: Jenna should stick to reading flyers on utility poles. Or  Little Golden Books. 

Jenna Bush Hager, 2026. Photo: Gary Gerschof / Getty Images / People.com

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► MAGA songstress, Carrie Underwood (42), has created quite the shit storm for a comment she made about a contestant on American Idol. Instead of focusing on the contestant's singing like she's suppose to, Carrie decided to release her inner mean girl and slam the singer for having baby knees.

 I couldn’t stop looking at her baby knees,” Underwood, 42, said to fellow judge Luke Bryan during the Monday, February 2, episode. Bryan, 49, was confused by the term, so the “Before He Cheats” singer clarified. "Like when you have a face in your knees?” she went on. “Right after [Princess] Kate and [Prince] William had their baby George, my knees were in a magazine and it was like, ‘Prince George’s face was in Carrie Underwood’s knees!’ And I was like, ‘What the crap is going on with my knees?’

Fans of the show didn't find her comments funny and neither did SM. The internet didn't hold back. It collectively gave Jesus the wheel and told him to floor it while they gave Carrie a long overdue, much deserved pile on. Read More

Comment: Sooo....Carrie has a fetish for knees. Maybe she and Quentin Tarantino can get together and compare notes.  

Carrie Underwood commenting on a contestant's knees. Photo: MSN.com

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