Post A Pup Sunday: Pups And Their Funny Little Ways (some of these had me cracking up)
OPEN POST: The Sunday Roast featuring Vermin Supreme!
Getty Say hello to your new President! CTSaunders.com This magnificent specimen of democracy is literally the only candidate who bothered to run for president this midterm election!!! Can you believe it??? Now, I know Bree will say this belongs in Lunocracy, but aren’t we all in one now? Might as well enjoy it: While officially a member of the Pirate Party, Vermy excellently represents the strain of Absurdism that’s so toxic to people with a stick up their ass. He has been running for President since 1996, at times doing pretty well (third place in the Libertarian race), and at all times drawing attention to the fact that, while he carries a giant toothbrush and wears a boot on his head, it’s The System that is truly crazy. His campaign advocates for anarchism, personal responsibility, and regular toothbrushing. His most famous campaign promise is to provide every voter with a free pony. Pretty uncontroversial, you’d think. You’d be wrong. This happened. ORLY TE...
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