EVENING NIGHTCAP: Um...Who's Dis? Eugenie & Bea Are Toxic. "It's Contouring!" - Says Tori.

 

► While disgraced Sarah Ferguson is enjoying herself at a spa somewhere in Europe to avoid the UK police over her association with Epstein, her daughters, Eugenie (35) and "Frog Eyes" Bea (37), are being shunned with the intensity of someone with bad breath. The world is casting out the toxic grifting family as revelations not only about Pedo Andy continue to come out, but also about Sarah, Eugenie, and Bea's friendship with Epstein. Lots of questions are being raised about their relationship with Epstein, long after he was convicted of sex trafficking, and loans he made to them. You'd think they would cut-off all contact after his conviction...but no, not them. In a collective global F.U. to the family, Eugenie and Bea were uninvited from Royal Ascot in June. Now Princess Eugenie has resigned as a patron from Anti-Slavery International, one of the world's oldest human rights organization that was started in 1839. Over the weekend (in Speedy Gonzalez record speed), the org took down her photo and any mention of her. They issued this statement:  Read More

“After seven years, our patronage from HRH Princess Eugenie of York has come to an end. We thank the Princess very much for her support for Anti-Slavery International."

Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie at the Anti-Slavery International gala, 2023. Photo: Dave Benett / Getty Images/People Magazine

Comment: The org's statement is a diplomatic way of saying GTFO. I suspect that Eugenie and Bea know more about what was going with Epstein than they're letting on. Neither of them has issued any comments. I have a crazy theory: I would not be shocked if it came out their mom was serving as a "talent scout" to repay the loans and that Eugenie and Bea were somehow involved. It would explain how for years the family was able to maintain their lavish lifestyle. 

 

► During the misSPELLING podcast, Tori Spelling (53) got a bit pissy about speculation that she's had more work done than a 1996 Corolla sitting on the hoist at a repair shop. During the podcast which featured plastic surgeon Dr. Terry Dubrow, Tori said her ever-changing appearance is not the result of plastic surgery but contouring! Yes, that's right folks. Tori's changing face is all because of makeup. The only time Tori has admitted to plastic surgery was back in 2021 when she disclosed getting a nose job - that's it. She's au natural. During her podcast with Dr. Dubrow, she said her feelings get hurt when fans continue to claim she's gone under the knife more times than a Benihana chef with a piece of wagyu steak. Or that she's had more fillers than processed hot dogs. She doesn't understand why people don't believe it's good makeup artistry. Tori went on to say:  Read More

"First of all, I have an amazing makeup artist now. Her name is Hailey Hoff and with contour, she does makeup like no other. It's all contouring."

Comment: Sooo..."contouring" is responsible for her wonky boobs, inflated lips, and sunken cheekbones. Got it.  

Tori Spelling at the 2024 I Heart Music Awards. Photo: Getty Images/ Page Six

► Speaking of "good contouring", 1980's singer Taylor Dayne  (63) recently surfaced from wherever she's been hiding to announce she's hitting the road for a series of concerts. The announcement isn't what caught people's attention. It was her new look. It's a combination of blow up doll, MAGA Miami, and melted birthday candle. I included a photo of what she looked like back in 1989 when she released her hit album.  Read More

Taylor Dayne backstage at a 2026 concert. Photo: Taylor Dayne IG / Hello Magazine

Taylor Dayne in 1989 on her cover of her hit album. Photo: FB