►Since being found guilty of being a POS and assaulting his girlfriend (along with shitty behavior that surfaced from classmates, coworkers, and directors), actor Jonathan Majors' career has been freefalling like a parachute that failed quality control at the Acme cartoon factory. Jonathan has become radioactive and destined to sit next to Shia LeBeouf on the bus to career extinction. But before he packs his bags for the ride, he managed to snag his first new acting gig in 4 years by teaming up with MAGA mouthpiece and co-founder of media company, The Daily Wire, for a new movie. It doesn't have a title, but the general gist is that it's about a bunch of teenage bros who ban together to defeat invading enemies. A cheap knock-off of the 1980s Red Dawn. Instead of the bros calling themselves "Wolverines" like in Red Dawn, they'll probably call themselves ICE.   Read More Jonathan Majors (2026) and Ben Shapiro (2024). Photo: Amanda Edwards / Getty; Jason Davis ...

   ► Some people have zero respect for wildlife. They seem to think that mother nature and her critters are here for their juvenile amusement. A tourist at the Tourons of National Park found out the hard way what happens when you behave like an ahole dipped in stupidity, and in return nature gives you a steaming bowl of instant karma. A driver came upon an elk in the middle of a road who was minding it's own business. Instead of letting the elk cross, the driver decided to slow down and taunt the beast. The entire thing was caught on video by the park. The driver started talking trash to elk by saying, "Watch out buddy. You wanna fight? You wanna go bud." The elk wasn't in the mood to deal with yet another reject of Darwin's Theory of Evolution. The elk rammed its antlers into the car's front tire, deflating it along with the ahole's ego. The elk then sashayed unharmed telling the driver (in elk-speak), "who's your daddy now".  Well done!   R...

     ► Bianca Censori (30), better known as Kanye's nekkid mannequin, is debuting a line of jewellery that is as offensive as her attire. Bianca drew inspiration from OBGYN exam tools for the first two pieces she's introducing. The Scalpel Bracelet ($2,100) was, "inspired by the precision of a scalpel, this bracelet sits close to the wrist with a structured minimal profile and a mirror finish".  The Speculum Cuff  ($2,250) is "a narrow sterling-silver cuff with clean, curved edges and a mirrored finish. The form is inspired by the functional contours of a medical speculum.” Being married to Kanye has resulted in her spending a lot of time at a doctor's office. That's the only explanation I can think of. These baubles belong in a BOGO bin at Spencer Gifts. Some people are saying she ripped off an Elsa Peretti design, which Tiffany's has been selling for decades.   Read More Comment: When Bianca skidded into the scene and latched her carbide to Mount K...

Ciao, dear Peckersluts! It's been a busy week for this hor, so today's post will be a quick guessing game:  Do you recognize the beloved actor this little cutie grew up to be? I'll reveal later tonight! Reveal: It's Robin Williams, bitches!