EVENING NIGHTCAP: Savoring Instant Karma. Spencer Pratt Wants To Be Mayor. Um...Who's Dis?

  

► Some people have zero respect for wildlife. They seem to think that mother nature and her critters are here for their juvenile amusement. A tourist at the Tourons of National Park found out the hard way what happens when you behave like an ahole dipped in stupidity, and in return nature gives you a steaming bowl of instant karma. A driver came upon an elk in the middle of a road who was minding it's own business. Instead of letting the elk cross, the driver decided to slow down and taunt the beast. The entire thing was caught on video by the park. The driver started talking trash to elk by saying, "Watch out buddy. You wanna fight? You wanna go bud." The elk wasn't in the mood to deal with yet another reject of Darwin's Theory of Evolution. The elk rammed its antlers into the car's front tire, deflating it along with the ahole's ego. The elk then sashayed unharmed telling the driver (in elk-speak), "who's your daddy now".  Well done!  Read More and Link to Video 

Photo of the elk about to deliver instant karma to misbehaving tourist. Photo: Cool Down.com

Comment: Tourists behaving badly has become an epidemic of massive proportions all over the world. That's the main reasons I don't travel for pleasure anymore. I have a short fuse for aholes who don't show respect for monuments, attractions, locales, and wildlife. When karma steps in to teach misbehaving, disrespectful morons a lesson, it gives me great joy. I savor it like a delicious bag of Cool Ranch Fritos. 
 

► Spencer Pratt (42) who made a career from being an insufferable self-important petri dish of fame whoring, announced last week he's running for mayor of Los Angeles. Hang on a sec while I laugh: ha, ha, ha! Since he and his wife, Heidi Montag, have nothing better to do than spend their money on plastic surgery and magical crystals, the next logical thing in their quest for relevancy is to dive ass-first into politics. Spencer is branding himself as some sort of JC Penney GOP swashbuckling maverick. Listening to him trying to sound intelligent about the issues is hilarious. He comes across as an attendee of a one day class in government at the Sarah Palin Academy. Read More & Laugh

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag at Las Vegas, 2025. Photo: Michael Tran/AFP via Getty/Desert Sun.com

Comment: The reason he's running is because in his twisted mind, he's blaming the current mayor, Karen Bass, for last year's Palisades wildfires and his house burning down. Oh, and he's also blaming her for not teleporting  back to Los Angeles fast enough from diplomatic trip she was on with government officials at Ghana when the fires broke out. This shovel head has no idea that Ghana is located in West Africa and is a 23 hour flight from LA. At least she didn't pull a Ted Cruz who intentionally left Texas for Cancun when the electric grid went down during a winter storm. He's also pissed that rebuilding is taking too long. Um, does he know that clean up took  months; that there's a shortage of workers; tariffs on building materials causing prices to skyrocket courtesy of his MAGA leader. 

► At the Golden Globes, actor Chris Pine made a rare public appearance with his girlfriend, Keana Wenger. He looked, um, a bit different to me. I've never seen skin that taut or eyebrows that resemble the St. Louis arch on a 45-year old man. Whatever.

Keana Wenger and Chris Pine at the 2026 Golden Globes. Photo: Rick Polk / Getty / Yahoo.com