►Back in the 1990s, Madonna and Goopy became besties. They hung out together, both married Brits, and they even wore red strings to signify their faux embrace of the Kabbalah trend which was all the rage. Then, in the early 2000s, they stopped braiding each other's hair and kaput: friendship out the window like a bad fart. Fast forward to today. According to Amy Odell author of  Gwyneth: The Biography,  she spills the tea on why. It all goes back to an incident that happened when Goopy and her then husband, Chris Martin, were on vacay at an island for the entitled rich. The story goes that Madonna seemed to know where Goopy & Chris went and she conveniently ran into them. Oh, how Single White Female of her. The couple found this strange but didn't think twice about it. Madonna insisted they join her for dinner, with her daughter Lourdes (around 10 yrs old at the time, if my math is correct) and other guests. During dinner, Madonna went all Mommie Dearest ...

Some of you may want to sit down for this because I'm about to drop the revelation of a lifetime on you. Apparently Republicans have now exceeded the depths of moral depravity to such an extent that even literal snakes are fed up with their shit! Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, this is certainly unexpected news! Ready the fainting couch! Doug Skaff, a Republican candidate for West Virginia secretary of state, recently found his ass on the receiving end of a copperhead's serrated fury when he was bitten twice while removing election campaign signs . Currently hospitalized, he sustained bites on both his left leg and right foot Wednesday and has told the media that "his leg has been burning, and he's been in tremendous pain." When reached for comment, the snake had this to offer: