EVENING NIGHTCAP: Jonathan Majors Teams Up With MAGA Mouthpiece. Pink Taking Over Kelly? Jim Carey Addresses Rumors.

 

►Since being found guilty of being a POS and assaulting his girlfriend (along with shitty behavior that surfaced from classmates, coworkers, and directors), actor Jonathan Majors' career has been freefalling like a parachute that failed quality control at the Acme cartoon factory. Jonathan has become radioactive and destined to sit next to Shia LeBeouf on the bus to career extinction. But before he packs his bags for the ride, he managed to snag his first new acting gig in 4 years by teaming up with MAGA mouthpiece and co-founder of media company, The Daily Wire, for a new movie. It doesn't have a title, but the general gist is that it's about a bunch of teenage bros who ban together to defeat invading enemies. A cheap knock-off of the 1980s Red Dawn. Instead of the bros calling themselves "Wolverines" like in Red Dawn, they'll probably call themselves ICE.  Read More

Jonathan Majors (2026) and Ben Shapiro (2024). Photo: Amanda Edwards / Getty; Jason Davis / Getty; Entertainment Weekly

Comment: Daily Wire media is becoming the repository for aholes who sabotage their careers because of shitty behavior. They produced Armie Hammer's flick, "Frontier Crucible" and Gina Carano's "Terror on the Prairie". Anyway, I'm going to guess the "invading enemies" in Jonathan's new move is anyone who isn't a card carrying member of MAGA, including dogs, cats, hamsters, Santa Claus, and anyone who watches PBS.

► As Kelly Clarkson starts her exit from her daytime show, a carousel of guest hosts are going to take over until Kelly's contract runs out in the fall. Sounds like they're taking a page out of Jeopardy, when they had a parade of hosts to take over Alex. Anyway, first up on "Kelly duty" is singer Pink. She'll be on the couch all week promoting Women's History Month. It should be an interesting week given that Pink has made a career of feuding and/or criticizing female celebs including Christina, Jessica Simpson, Miley, and Britney and calling them out (and others) for using sexuality to sell their work. Um, okay, Pink. I suppose being on stage wearing a coochie cutter body suit and FM heels while swinging in a harness isn't the same thing, huh. BTW: I do like some of Pink's music. And, I appreciate her for calling out MAGA bullshit. I just don't care for her overblown ego or her "do as I say & not as I do" ethos. Rumors are swirling that her guest host duties may become a permanent gig. Read More

Pink at her 2023 concert. Photo: Action Press Shutterstock/ Daily Mail

Comment: Reaction to Pink possibly taking over as a permanent host has been met with the excitement of yardwork, which is not surprising. What made The Kelly Clarkson show popular with moms and nanas was that Kelly was seen like a bowl of standing water: boring, non-offensive, and bland. Pink on the other hand...isn't that. She's going to need the luck of a trapeze artist without a net to succeed in this gig. 

► Jim Carey was honored at an award show in France. What made news wasn't that he spoke in French to accept it, it was his, um...his appearance. Jim resembled his character, Fire Marshall Bill, who asked for the Mickey Rourke special at drive-thru "medical" spa. Or, maybe this is what happens when Jenny McCarthy devours your soul. On Monday, he addressed the rumors he wore prosthetics as a gag or that it a decoy who was there. Neither are true. Jim said it was all him, sans fard. Ooff.  Read More

Jim Carrey (undated) vs. 2026. Photo: Reddit