PECKERWOOD'S WEEKLY LUNOCRACY POST! For the Week of 3/9/2026!

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Devo
Don't Shoot (I'm a Man)

I get up every day.It's a miracle, I'm told.Somehow I live to work.So I hit the road.
Squeeze into my hybrid car,Drive as fast as I canWhile I scan the rooftops.Yeah, I scan the rooftops.
Don't shoot, I'm a man.So don't shoot, I'm a man.
I live in every cityAll around the world.Sometimes its way too hot.Sometimes its friggin' cold.
One thing's always the same,No matter what they say,There's way too many problems.Way, way too many problems.
Don't shoot, I'm a man.Don't shoot, I'm a man.
You wish you were swinging from the trees.You wish you were slicing through the breezeYou wish you were a king or a queen.You wish you'd hit the lottery.
But wishin' is for chumps, high hopin' is for fools.
They'll hunt you down.They'll taze you bro for playin' with the rules.
Don't shoot, I'm a man.Don't shoot, I'm a man.
I've got a big dilemmaTo punt or go for brokeIt's got me goin' sleeplessWell I'm about to chokeLet me ask you somethingAnswer if you canThink before you answerThere is no correct answer
So don't shoot, I'm a man.Don't shoot, I'm a man.
Don't taze me bro!Don't taze me bro!Don't taze me bro!Don't taze me bro!

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