Who is February's Shitbag of the Month?

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Our first February contender is Crispin Glover. The 61-year old actor was sued this month by an anonymous 30-year old woman who says that she met Glover through social media in 2015 and the pair shared messages for years. Glover often asked the woman to come and visit him in LA. She alleges that they met in Germany in 2023, where he showed off his collection of Nazi memorabilia. Yikes. In 2024, she alleges that Glover "lured" her to his house by promising her a home and a job as his assistant. But she claims that Glover wanted to control her actions, track her whereabouts, and "basically serve as his live-in girlfriend/sex slave." Once she did escape his home, she claims that the actor physically assaulted her, grabbing her neck and choking her in a headlock. Glover's rep naturally denies the claims and says he intends to vigorously defend himself.

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Next up is the brat herself, Charli XCX. She received backlash from fans regarding her afterparty for the premiere of her film "The Moment" at the Berlinale Film Festival. The party was hosted by model and DJ Anastasia Shevtsova, whose parents have strong Russian political ties through their foundation which promotes the nation's culture. Many criticized the singer for aligning with Shevtsova amid the ongoing Russian war with Ukraine. Charli took to her instagram to apologize, saying that she had no knowledge of the affiliations surrounding the party in Berlin, and that she stands with Ukraine. Many fans are still not convinced that that is the truth, and think that she knew and doesn't care. What do you think?

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Our third turd is Shia LaBoeuf. The controversial actor was arrested in New Orleans twice this month: first on February 17th for allegedly shouting homophobic slurs and punching multiple people after he was asked to leave R Bar, and then again for allegedly head-butting someone on Bourbon Street. The 39-year old appeared in court and was released on bond. He has been ordered to undergo drug testing and enroll in substance abuse treatment.

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Next up is Kimberly Van Der Beek. The wife of actor James Van Der Beek, who recently passed away after a battle with cancer, faced criticism this month for allegedly setting up a Go Fund Me to pay for medical expenses and their six kids' education. Some sleuths learned that the couple had purchased a 4.5 million dollar ranch one month prior to his passing, and they also owned a house in Beverly Hills that generated $15,000/month income. They allegedly hadn't been paying their taxes in the past either. So this seems like a case of the couple living irresponsibly and now asking the public to subsidize their reckless finances. Despite this, the petition garnered over $1 million in support for the family.

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Last but certainly not least is the man formerly known as Prince Andrew. The disgraced royal got his bitch ass arrested this month for suspicion of misconduct in public office, hot off the heels of the Epstein files release. Mountbatton-Windsor held a position as a UK trades envoy for a decade before stepping down in 2011 after his ties to Epstein were exposed. It is alleged that Andy was in contact with Epstein during his time as trade envoy, which is why he's been arrested. This opens the door for law enforcement to search many of his properties and possessions, including electronic devices. Yikes. Bet he's sweating now!

Sources: NBC, Vulture, Billboard, The Guardian, CNN\