Peckerwood Manor

We're all familiar with the phrase 'dine and dash' - you know, that thing trifling broke ass tricks do when they should've just stayed at home and had a ham sandwich. But have you ever heard of the 'nip and duck'? Well, allow me to introduce you to THIS lady who did just that!

Source: Vecteezy I know all you parents out there are currently coming to terms with the fact that Christmas is now just 79 days away (sorrryyy), but I'm gonna need you to focus and redirect your anxiety on to some bullshit you need to be worrying about RIGHT NOW (you childfree hors, however, can take a moment out of your infinite free time to celebrate with some beefy rando on your pile of disposable income). Loosen the purse strings and sign up for that overdraft protection, folks, for today is "National Transfer Money to Your Daughter Day!" It was founded by Zelle in 2017 as a "tongue-in-cheek way to get parents to send money to their daughters" - as if kids weren't already asking for money for literally everything already.  However, 2017 was in the before times ™, you know, before grocery chain CEOs openly bragged about being "very comfortable with our ability to pass on price increases" (to consumers) - and before certain pee-pee-headed Lex ...

    It's slow news because of the SAG-Writers strike. So we have to make due with whatever floats on the proverbial toilet bowl. This came up.  According to reports (I'm side-eyeing Scoobie Obbie Doo), the Duke & Duchess of Nextflix stood on the airport tarmac with their thumbs out (the international sign of hitchhiking) to ask the White House if they could bum a ride on Air Force One for Queen Elizabeth's funeral. The White House said, "Nope". I imagine the White House operator rolled their eyes and proceeded to block their number. It takes a special kind of empty headed self importance stupidity to even think about asking POTUS for a freebie on Air Force One, let alone actually doing it. Then again, no one should be shocked since these two have been called grifters by Spotify execs. Is this why Megan didn't attend the funeral and Prince Harry looked pissed off at having to fly commercial?   Let's examine everything that's wrong if you try to hit...

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