OPEN POST: The Lady Who Bounced After Plastic Surgery

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We're all familiar with the phrase 'dine and dash' - you know, that thing trifling broke ass tricks do when they should've just stayed at home and had a ham sandwich. But have you ever heard of the 'nip and duck'? Well, allow me to introduce you to THIS lady who did just that!

It's giving hatless babadook

Just hours after undergoing extensive plastic surgery, a woman with a turnip for a brain tried to sneak out of a private hospital in Istanbul, Turkey in an attempt to stiff the bill. And a video making the rounds on the internet shows the foreign woman swearing at doctors and nurses in a different language as they try to stop her from leaving. I just wanna know - exactly how far did she think she was gonna get in a hospital gown and slippers with that busted-ass-can-of-biscuits face? I mean, imagine seeing THIS cursed figure, in motion, hobbling down a city sidewalk looking like something that just escaped a secret government compound for reanimated cadavers. Le fuck! Sign of the cross! Míos dios!


Eventually, security arrived and the woman was escorted back to the hospital. And while neither her identity nor her nationality has been revealed, eyewitnesses on the scene described her demeanor as that of a glamorous, caucasian woman - honestly, truly!

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