The Bank of Candy Spelling: Open for Business?

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Candy Spelling, seen leaving Hermes in Beverly Hills Friday, was asked by TMZ how daughter, Tori Spelling, is dealing with her split from husband Dean McDermott. "She's TORIffic!" is what I wish she would have said, but instead she burped up a convincing "She's doing great." Cut to Tori sobbing atop a PODS moving container crammed with Xhilaration and up & up merchandise while feverishly perusing Denise Richards' Only Fans account.

Candy also shared that while she didn't know if the pair were done for good, "I love my daughter, and I support her in whatever she does. I support my daughter, what can I tell you?" Naturally, this led her to being asked if she'd be willing to loosen the death grip on her purse strings help Tori financially if necessary, to which she replied, "Of course, I will always be there for her." That sound you just heard was was Dean clawing his way out of a crudely burrowed bachelor's crevice back to Beverly Hills to rekindle their love sTori.

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