► Contract romance season is in full swing since award season is 6 months away. Yesterday I wrote about Pammy Anderson & Liam Neeson and Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau as celebs who have been seen getting all cozy like teenagers at school dance. Well, today you can add Tammy Cruise (63) and Ana de Armas (37) to the pile. Tammy and Ana have been rumored since February to be "dating" when they were spotted having a cozy dinner in London. The guessing game of whether or not Ana passed the CO$ audition is over. The 2 of them were photographed with a gaggle of paps in tow as they strolled holding hands in Vermont where Ana has a multi-million dollar house. They visited a small town with the cameras capturing their fauxmance as they checked-off activities from a Hallmark movie:  Read More ☑ Strolling hand in hand ☑ Eating ice cream together ☑ Shopping together. BONUS: bags in hand  ☑ Showing playfulness, coyly smiling at each other  Tom Cruise and Ana de Arma...

  ► It's a slow news day. I was browsing the headlines when this little gem caught my attention. The eagle eye paps caught Katy Perry (40) and ex-PM of Canada Justin Trudeau (53) having a cozy dinner in Montreal. The duo were seeing having cocktails, eating lobster and having a merry old time without a care in the world. Afterwards, they departed with the twinkle of stars lighting their way as the heavens blessed this potential planetary explosion. I added that last part. I recently  visited an observatory and re-read "Cosmos" by Carl Sagan so I'm all about astronomy. Anyhoo, Katy is scheduled to perform in Montreal on July 30. Was their dinner a mere meeting of 2 vacuous morons or the beginning of romance?   Read More Comment: If these 2 become an item, Katy better watch her back cause I'm sure Ivanka Trump is still eye fucking Justin from back in 2017 when she was the Blonde Advisor to the Felon in Chief.  Look at the way she's lusting after Justin in th...

   ►Back in the 1990s, Madonna and Goopy became besties. They hung out together, both married Brits, and they even wore red strings to signify their faux embrace of the Kabbalah trend which was all the rage. Then, in the early 2000s, they stopped braiding each other's hair and kaput: friendship out the window like a bad fart. Fast forward to today. According to Amy Odell author of  Gwyneth: The Biography,  she spills the tea on why. It all goes back to an incident that happened when Goopy and her then husband, Chris Martin, were on vacay at an island for the entitled rich. The story goes that Madonna seemed to know where Goopy & Chris went and she conveniently ran into them. Oh, how Single White Female of her. The couple found this strange but didn't think twice about it. Madonna insisted they join her for dinner, with her daughter Lourdes (around 10 yrs old at the time, if my math is correct) and other guests. During dinner, Madonna went all Mommie Dearest ...