Peckerwood Manor

When Joe Jonas filed for divorce, it seemed like the old inevitable celebrity divorce that has played out for decades. Since gossip is scarce on the ground, it got a lot of attention, but it still didn't seem unusual or particularly scandalous. If a couple splits after four years with tiny children in civilian life, it invites intense speculation and wild theories. It is uncommon for the average couple to separate with very young children after a scant four years of marriage. Usually, it involves a situation one partner can't tolerate, so much so that they are willing to tear their family apart and become a single parent. For regular people, a substantial amount of consideration is about the money, a downgrade in lifestyle, and access to their kids. If the partner leaving is a man like Joe has done, suddenly, and there is no evidence of another woman or abuse, it is often assumed the woman is wretched and must be a terrible mother and should not have full custody of her very yo...

As I said before, and it comes down to this, she signed a terrible prenup. He offered her an insult, and she signed it, probably thinking it would never come to this. Maybe she told herself they would work through anything, and her love for him clouded her judgment. I get the impression babygirl is not a brain trust.  Christine did herself no favors by asking for a quarter million dollars a month, and now it has been cut even more, from 129,000 to 63,000 a month. It is a quarter of the quarter million she asked for. Now, she or her lawyers made poor decisions because he had offered her more than that which she turned down. I fail to see the strategy they threw out there; even their reasoning sounds like she found their number on some billboard on the way to Vegas.  "Because the children fly on private aircraft to go on luxury vacations when they are with their father, the Family Code dictates that Kevin should pay sufficient child support to Christine so that the children can ...

How much should a spouse get when they divorce after 18 years and children are involved? According to Kevin Costner's ex-wife, close to half, even though she signed the truly ridiculous prenup. Kevin is reportedly worth 400 million; she claims he made 300 million during the marriage. His first wife got a huge chunk because they had no prenup. After all, he wasn't a massive star when they hooked up; they were university students. Cindy Silva got 80 million of the money  they  earned; she deserved it. She was there for the low times of the struggle, and when he needed her to make sacrifices for his career, she did. Now, she's remarried to a man with his own fortune; they live privately and are reportedly very happy.  But how much should someone when they are set to marry a well-established celebrity or someone with a lot of money? Prenups are for everyone and not just for the super wealthy. Getting a prenup is good if you have property or an inheritance. That seems fair to ...

Some truths are becoming more apparent, which don't look good for the donut licker. Now my lovely hors, we know this is why the demise of her marriage timeline was pushed back to the very beginning of the year. I thought he was the one who cheated on her because there was something there that felt like Ariana was trying to save face. But I was so wrong. She is dating a very married man with a tiny infant who isn't even a year old. Yes, she is dating her co-star from Wicked, Ethan Slater, which has been going on for months! I asked for a gossip gift, and we received one. Ariana has always been messy and bangs messy men, so this is on brand. No wonder this breakneck speed of declarations and blah blah blahs were coming in daily. They were trying to get ahead of this sordid story. It looks like her team was caught flat-footed and has scrambled to play down what is shaping up to be a very different story than the one they had been pushing in the media. This is where the blah blah b...

  This past Sunday, Ariana Grande was photographed at Wimbledon with Jonathan Bailey looking like she was having a fantastic time without a care in the world, but a look closer showed she wasn't wearing her hundred thousand dollar wedding ring and made damn sure we saw her naked finger; celebrity-speak for it's over. They know what they are doing when they do this. Her fans tried to make it seem like she and Bailey were a hot new item, and they were getting cozy, but the man is openly ghey , so nice try. Yes, Anthony Bridgerton is ghey ghey ghey; accept that your dreams about him banging the life out of your vagine will never come true. However, it is more believable that he and Andrew Garfield are the real story, and she's their cover. Wait, I am really warming up to this idea; gods of gossip give us a gift, throw us poor souls a bone, and please let this be true. Just as I am picturing Jonathan and Andrew walking hand in hand, picking out bedding for their chic little pi...

Ka-boom! The sound of a million panty pudding explosions were heard across the nation earlier today, because Joe Manganiello announced that he's getting a wifependectomy. Line up, ladies, this one's fyne. Let's review, shall we? He's rich, 46 years-old, towering at 6'5", has no chirruns, ancestry that includes includes Sicilian, Croatian, Armenian and African heritage, plus he  lists reading as his favorite hobby, and he's known to be a superb knife thrower. "Hey, Joe, thrust that big ol' tool this way!" says you and a thousand Hot Pocket Hussies.   I know what you're thinking. "He's probably dumb as dust. I don't wanna marry that swole fool." Oh, honey. You don't marry that swole fool, you bang it and bolt, or for fun, put him in regular rotation. Call this one The Anti-Cuddle. Hasn't anybody seen " Crossing Delancey ?" As for the divorce, Joe and his former ball-and-chain released the usual "Resp...