Peckerwood Manor

Our first cuntender is Richard Dreyfuss. The actor sparked controversy when he went on a misogynistic, transphobic rant while at a special screening of Jaws at the Cabot Theatre in Boston on May 25th. He first stepped on the stage in a dress, then proceeded to say that parents shouldn't listen to their kids when they tell them they identify as a different gender. He considers it bad parenting to let your kid figure out their own gender identity, since they might change their minds someday. Next he called Steven Spielberg an idiot. He then went on to say how much he admires Barbra Streisand (I mean, who doesn't?!), but that despite her "genius" he chooses not to listen to her because "a woman shouldn't have that power." Uh, k. Hundreds of people reportedly ditched the event in disgust.  Next up is Kathy Hilton. The reality star showcased her "cost effective" jewelry line this month, which she claims was inspired by her late pal Elizabeth Taylor...

Look, it's Amanda Lepore Madonna celebrating the holidays by flashing her stench trench with a cheap Sears Santa by her side during her "Celebration" tour. At least I think that amalgamation of skin, plastic and viscous peen gravy is Madonna, but who knows? Stars! They're just like dried nut custard! Or at least the ones who want you know how desperately - and I mean desperately - they're enjoying the holiday season. Because nothing says hor for the holidays like horing yourself out for you Instagram feed.  Speaking of hors, Nick Canon wants us all to know that he rully-rully cares about all the crotch-droppings of the world, half of which are his, by disguising himself as a Keepin' It Trashy Santa™ at a children's cancer ward in Orange County - because nothing says "Kill me now" like cancer and Nick Canon. Please note the lack of a proper Santa beard, since Nick wants all the children and his fans on the 'gram to know that it's him. Wh...

It's that time of year, when celebrities get to show us their cReAtIvItY with their Halloween costumes, like Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna, who went the edgy route by dressing up as some sort of Hitler stan - and what, exactly? His spoogie slurping prostitot? I give them a C- for effort, but solely for Harry's "I'm A Mess" pin. NOTE: I've been told that they're supposed to be Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen, but I didn't know that Nance had polyester franken lips. Forgive? Do you have any favorite celebrity   Halloween costume picks? Do post them in the comments! Admittedly, there are many to choose from, so feel free to post more than one. Here's a few of my favorites.  Scorsese is making us all aware of the many atrocities committed against American Indians these days, so what better atrocity for the season than noted child torturer Chrissy Teigen as Miss Big Heapum Slag Squaw and John Legend as her cowboy Durp. It's educational! Heidi Klum has m...

Amanda Bynes may have once called Chrissy Teigen an "old, ugly model," but, hey, jealous much? Because Chrissy's rolling on ketamine these days. And before you can say, "She should roll right off a cliff" - you're such a meanie! - know that Chrissy's taking the hallucinogenic, dissociative anesthetic for therapeutic reasons. And don't you dare say, "Sure, Jan."  In a home tour for Architectural Digest , Chrissy and John graciously display their Vegas hotel suite their home in Beverly Hills to us lucky poors, and while the kids' rooms are admittedly fabulous, it's the art work which Chrissy wants us to take special note of. And who can blame her? The picture above is all due to Chrissy. She takes full credit for it. See, Chrissy was flying on donkey dust at her therapist's office one afternoon and had a startling vision. No, it wasn't a vision of Courtney Stodden committing suicide - that's in the past and she totally ap...