Chrissy Teigen's Doing Ketamine And Creating 'Art!'

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Amanda Bynes may have once called Chrissy Teigen an "old, ugly model," but, hey, jealous much? Because Chrissy's rolling on ketamine these days. And before you can say, "She should roll right off a cliff" - you're such a meanie! - know that Chrissy's taking the hallucinogenic, dissociative anesthetic for therapeutic reasons. And don't you dare say, "Sure, Jan." 

In a home tour for Architectural Digest, Chrissy and John graciously display their Vegas hotel suite their home in Beverly Hills to us lucky poors, and while the kids' rooms are admittedly fabulous, it's the art work which Chrissy wants us to take special note of. And who can blame her?


The picture above is all due to Chrissy. She takes full credit for it. See, Chrissy was flying on donkey dust at her therapist's office one afternoon and had a startling vision. No, it wasn't a vision of Courtney Stodden committing suicide - that's in the past and she totally apologized for telling Courtney things like, "I can't wait for you to die!" so she's definitely forgiven and we should never talk about it again - but a vision of butterflies. 

"Wouldn't it be so amazing if we had two beautiful butterfly wings that were holding our house up?" she exclaimed after coming home from therapy. Inspired, as all true artists are known to be, she told her house designer about it, and said designer created the picture with hand-painted butterfly wings. So while Chrissy didn't actually create the art herself, she's still an artist, because Warhol didn't create all his art work by himself, did he? Same thing! 

No word on whether or not Chrissy plucked the wings from living butterflies herself, but if she did, the butterflies died for Chrissy's art and that's a noble way to die. Especially since Chrissy's had a very hard time of it in the past. She felt "bullied," she once noted, after everyone came after her for telling Courtney to kill herself. But she's better now. She's in therapy. She's taking ketamine. Which means we should all completely forget about how she once told a 16 year-old things like this: 

Photo credits: Youtube/Architectural Digest

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