Post Your Favorite Celebrity Halloween Costumes!

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It's that time of year, when celebrities get to show us their cReAtIvItY with their Halloween costumes, like Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna, who went the edgy route by dressing up as some sort of Hitler stan - and what, exactly? His spoogie slurping prostitot? I give them a C- for effort, but solely for Harry's "I'm A Mess" pin. NOTE: I've been told that they're supposed to be Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen, but I didn't know that Nance had polyester franken lips. Forgive?

Do you have any favorite celebrity Halloween costume picks? Do post them in the comments! Admittedly, there are many to choose from, so feel free to post more than one. Here's a few of my favorites. 


Scorsese is making us all aware of the many atrocities committed against American Indians these days, so what better atrocity for the season than noted child torturer Chrissy Teigen as Miss Big Heapum Slag Squaw and John Legend as her cowboy Durp. It's educational!


Heidi Klum has made Halloween her "brand" for years - since everyone's forgotten that she modeled for about two seconds in the 90s - and what better, and holier, way to celebrate the season than as a Hindu goddess? Because when I think holy, I definitely think shitting on other people's religions. Tis the season to be scary, amitite? 


Speaking of scary, Halloween fashion is O.J. Simpson as a gynecologist - complete with "gynecologist" spelled out on his shirt pocket in case we miss the delightful gag. 


But really, the modern piece de la resistance of celebrity Halloween costumes has got to go to Julianne Hough as "Crazy Eyes" from "Orange Is The New Black." It's not just racist, it puts the pedal to the medal and drives off the racism cliff and explodes in a fiery racism stank-cloud. Brava, Julianne. And whoever decided to dye your hair that light diarrhea brown, brava to you, too. 

So have at it! What are your favorite celebrity Halloween costumes, the ones that are still lodged in your noggin? Oh, and as an added bonus, I give you Al Roker, who brought fresh hell and horror to everyone's favorite childhood Halloween special, "It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown." You're welcome!


Photo Credits: Splash News, AP, Getty Images

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