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EVENING NIGHTCAP: John Travolta C-R-I-N-G-E. Trend Alert: 1990s Eyebrows. Sean Combs Verdict..and 50+ lawsuits.

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   ► Last week, John Travolta (71) dusted off a blonde wig from the Zsa Zsa Gabor's collection and a leather jacket to make an unannounced appearance as Danny Zuko at a Grease sing-along. No one knew he was coming, including event organizers and the cast of geriatrics who led the sing-along The event was hosted by super fans of the 1978 movie. Attendees were encouraged to dress up as their favorite Grease character. John took to the stage with an oil-soaked horse mane wig on his head, a 5-o'clock beard, and leather jacket from Rob Halford of Judas Priest closet. IMO, John looked like the door man for an underground S&M club. John doo-wop and hobbled on stage like a prom queen at her 47th class reunion reliving her best days from the past. Video is below.   Read More  

Will Smith Likes It Parked In The Rear! So Says His Former Assistant!

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Oh, dear. This is not turning out to be a good year for bitch-slapping Will Smith, that cuckold fool who's been secret-separated from his adoring wife, or Tupac's true love, Jada Pinkett, for the past seven years. "Why did they separate?" you ask. His former assistant, someone called Brother Bilaal, may have the answer, because he just revealed that he once walked in on Will doing  le butt sex corn-holio with Duane Martin, his "Fresh Prince From Bel-Air" co-star. And allegedly, for those who want to know the deets, Duane was the corn  and Will was the holio in this scandalous greeking Weinergate, according to Bilaal, who adds that Duane was flat-out "murdering" Will's badonkadonk. To be honest, it sounds kinda hot and I'd like to see the video, thankyew. If it's true - if, mind you - than it's quite the comeuppance for an actor who once refused to be filmed kissing his male co-star in the movie, "Six Degrees Of Separation,...

CELEBRATE, BITCHES: It's National Vanilla Cupcake Day! Or What's "Good Vanilla" And "Bad Vanilla?"

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Did you know? It's National Vanilla Cupcake Day! Crazy, right? What ghey do they tie up in a backroom and force to come up with these holidays? And what, you ask, does Britney have to do with this (beyond being a "Hi'ya!" to Madame Fleur, our resident Brit-Brit expert)? Thanks for asking! You see, the very idea of vanilla got me to thinking:  What's Good Vanilla and Bad Vanilla? For example, I think we can all agree that in her heyday, Britney was Good Vanilla and put out excellent vanilla pop music for the masses. Similarly, I think we can all agree that Chet Haze is Bad Vanilla, and on any day, past or present, puts out bad vanilla rap for the few incels who listen to him.  Below, I've put together two lists that I hope you can add to, if only to lead your fellow Peckers to Good Vanilla things, and help them street clear of the bad.  GOOD VANILLA 1) Britney. For reasons elaborated upon above. 2) Whitney Houston. Don't hate. In the early peak of her caree...

WHY WE THINK HOT MALE ACTORS ARE GAY-GAY-GAY! Or Will Taron Egerton At Last Make His Move?

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With news last Friday that Hugh Jackman and his wife Deborra-Lee Furness were separating, certain quarters of the Internet started foaming at the peen. At last, they surmised, Hugh will soon leap out of the closet and give Taron Egerton the hard, wood-poppin' trip to pound-town he's long been hungering for (I would pay for that video) (no, really). This isn't surprising, of course. There's a long tradition of hot male actors, married or not, being called out as gay. Which inevitably leads non-believers to exclaim, "Oh, but you think everyone's gay!" Or, "He's not gay, he's just British!" or "...he's just into musicals!" or "...he's just in touch with his feminine side!" or "...he's just very tan and likes to work out!" And yet, can we blame the gay-sayers? As far back as movies go, stars like Cary Grant - featured above with his inseparable "roommate," Randolph Scott, before he married s...