EVENING NIGHTCAP: John Travolta C-R-I-N-G-E. Trend Alert: 1990s Eyebrows. Sean Combs Verdict..and 50+ lawsuits.

 

 ► Last week, John Travolta (71) dusted off a blonde wig from the Zsa Zsa Gabor's collection and a leather jacket to make an unannounced appearance as Danny Zuko at a Grease sing-along. No one knew he was coming, including event organizers and the cast of geriatrics who led the sing-along The event was hosted by super fans of the 1978 movie. Attendees were encouraged to dress up as their favorite Grease character. John took to the stage with an oil-soaked horse mane wig on his head, a 5-o'clock beard, and leather jacket from Rob Halford of Judas Priest closet. IMO, John looked like the door man for an underground S&M club. John doo-wop and hobbled on stage like a prom queen at her 47th class reunion reliving her best days from the past. Video is below.  Read More 

Comment:  I gotta admit, even with that Party City wig, Travolta looks decent for his age. What surprised me more than his impromptu appearance was the number of super fans that showed up to sit in the heat to sing-along to the movie's soundtrack. You'd think people would have better things to do than roast their asses with a bunch of strangers while fighting off mosquitos to relive something that happened almost half a century ago. Go figure.  Hey Travolta - Rob wants his leather jacket back. 

John Travolta re-creates his Danny Zuko character, 2025. Photo: John Travolta / IG / Deadline.com

  

► The toe nail fungus known as Sean Combs was found guilty on 2 counts of transportation to engage in prostitution, which were the lesser of the charges he was facing. In layman terms: he was found guilty of being a pimp. He was acquitted on the serious charges of sex trafficking and racketeering conspiracy. Sentencing will be held on a different date. He faces up to 20 years in prison for the prostitution / pimp charges with each sentence to be carried out consecutively. After the verdict was read, he dropped to his knees to give a high-five to Satan while fans and supporters  were outside the courthouse pouring baby oil on themselves. JFC, society is doomed. Anyway, now that the trial is over, he can look forward to the over 50+ civil lawsuits accusing him of rape, sexual abuse, drugging victims, having an Oedipus complex & mommy issues, and being mouth breather. I added the last 2 for shits and grins. I hope those lawsuits bankrupt this degenerate evil scumbag to oblivion.  Read More

 Comment:  Fingers crossed he gets the maximum. But at this point, I'm not holding my breath. My guess: He will get time served for being locked up since September 2024, a full pardon by the Felon In Chief POTUS, and a congratulations cookie gram from R Kelly's attorneys. 

Sean "Diddy" Combs, undated. Photo: Steve Granitz/Wire Image / People.com

 

► The talk of the town at designer Marc Jacobs' runway show wasn't the deluge of shitty clothes or the bargain basement looking models that were better suited for hanging on a clothesline. It was the eyebrows! Fashionistas are saying that thick, bushy Sharpie eyebrows are OUT. Skinny or shaved eyebrows are IN. Bonus Points: bleach them.  Even better, make it a trifecta: skinny, shaved & bleached. Plus, they said 1990's makeup is making a comeback. Whatever that means. Meanwhile, somewhere at a MAGA evangelical bible tent rally, Gwen Stefani is hollering, "hallelujah".  Read More

Comment:  I'll let the gif below express my thoughts. BTW, that's me 99.99% of the time. 

Models at the Marc Jacobs show. Photo: WWD