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Danny Elfman in 2023. Photo: Phillip Faraone / IndieWire/Getty Images//The Guardian   Before I get started: When did Danny Elfman morph into a cloning experiment of Agnes Morehead & Willie Wonka? Founder of 1980's band Oingo Boing and Oscar nominated composer, Danny Elfman, is in deep shit. A second woman has come forward with allegations of sexual misconduct and abuse against him. Late last week, a 47 year old woman (referred to as Jane Doe XX in court documents) alleged that Elfman behaved like a shit bag from 1997 - 2002.  According to the complaint, the victim met Elfman at a party in 1997 (she was 21 and he was 47at the time). Over the next 5 years when they worked together, Elfman would parade nekkid during their work sessions because "it was the only way he could work, be creative, and successful".  *WTF?...what a freaking weirdo.* The victim also stated that Elfman invited her to stay at his California home while she was apartment hunting during 1998. During h...

  If you're not familiar with Dan Wootton, he's a bottom feeder who has a column in the UK Daily Fail Daily Mail. His claim to fame is reporting Megxit. Those who employ him refer to him as a journalist but I call him a hack. A true journalist does through research, relies on reputable sources and facts, and presents information in a professional manner that informs and educates the reader. What he does is crap not fit to line the bottom of a bird cage. Rant over. Several outlets are reporting Mr. Wootton has been suspended because of allegations he has been posing online as a fake entertainment agent who offers people money in exchange x-rated photos and videos of explicit acts.  According to reports, Mr. Wooton has been targeting media colleagues and friends for years with the scheme. In a report by The Byline Times via Deadline, "Wootton paid male porn stars to secretly film themselves having sex with men he had targeted." The article also allege bullying and ha...

  In what has to be one of the most bogus lawsuits filed in recent memory, a Florida woman ('enuff said) filed a lawsuit last November against Kraft Heinz, the makers of Velveeta Shells and Cheese for $5 million. Keep reading to learn what happens when stupidity and greed collide at the intersection of What's Wrong with You street and Have You No Shame avenue. → Off track: I had to summon every ounce of strength to prevent myself from flying into a rage over the boneheadedness of this person. Prepare yourselves. Amanda Ramirez filed a lawsuit last November against Kraft Heinz because she felt the 3.5 minutes it takes to prepare the product is misleading. She objected to the package's claim of 3.5 minutes because it did not include the time it took her to unseal the package, remove the lid, add water, open the sauce packet, stir in the cheese sauce, and shove it in the microwave. In the empty vessel she calls her head, all this prep work took more than the 3.5 minutes the pa...

  A London jury has found Kevin Spacey not guilty of 9 counts of sexual offenses. The accusers who brought up the case claimed the actor sexually assaulted and made unwanted sexual advances against them. According to reports during the trial, Spacey said, "he was a “big flirt” who had consensual flings with men and whose only misstep was touching a man’s groin while making a “clumsy pass.” Ew. Ew. Ew. During the trial, Elton John and his husband David Furnish testified as witnesses on Spacey's behalf. One of the accusers claimed Spacey sexually assaulted him right before a party hosted Elton John.  In a report by the Huffington Post, Prosecutor Christine Agnew told jurors that Spacey was a “sexual bully” who took what he wanted when he wanted. She said he was shielded by a “trinity of protection”: he knew men were unlikely to complain; they wouldn’t be believed if they did complain; and if they did complain, no action would be taken because he was powerful." In the...