EVENING NIGHTCAP: Time's Up Brad. Madonna's Nepo Kid Rebranded Herself (and no one noticed).

 

 

► In what seems like a never ending saga, Stale Bread Pitt continues to deny his involvement in the shitty construction of homes built by his foundation after hurricane Katrina. Residents filed a lawsuit years ago because the homes were built in such poor quality they were unlivable and required $20 million in repairs. The houses had all kinds of problems including mold, shoddy construction, leaks, and the stench of Brad's bad aftershave. The law firm handling the case is dragging Brad and others involved to be deposed next month. They tried to settle the case in 2022 for $20.5 million but that failed worse than his craptastic movie "By The Sea". The reason why the settlement failed? It was discovered the celeb backed charity, Global Green, didn't have the moola to settle the case (they were one of the groups involved along with Brad's foundation). So, it's back to court for Brad, his foundation, and others. Residents of Brad's cardboard construction shanties are also pissed that he continues to expand his personal real estate portfolio while ignoring his responsibility in the fiasco.  Read More

Brad Pitt, undated. Photo: Zuma Press.com / MEGA/ Yahoo.com

Comment:  If I was a resident who ended up with one of his shitty shacks I would be pissed too - especially knowing that he recently took out his ATM to buy ANOTHER mansion to the tune of $12 mansion he doesn't need. Brad has been trying to dodge this lawsuit for years by claiming his hectic work schedule prevents him from testifying. I ain't buying that excuse. In hindsight, he seems to have used the Katrina tragedy to promote this foundation and career. He never cared about the residents. If he did, he would have stepped up and made the repairs. Or had the residents move in to his winery, Chateau Whatever.  

 

 

► Lourdes Leon (28) better known as Madonna's oldest spawn, is rebranding herself because...why not. Lourdes has had many career transformations, just like our favorite nepo baby, Brooklyn Beckham. She tried to be a designer, singer, artist, actress, and who knows what else. Anyhoo, a while back Lourdes created an alter ego  called Lolahol that she uses when she's performing at the finest dive bars in Europe. Um, let me fix that for Lourdes: LoLho! While the rebrand went unnoticed she recently yapped about it during an interview after a performance at a bar in Cali Moli, Ibiza.  She also discussed a few singles from an EP she dropped. The titles of the songs are what you'd expect from someone whose mom is Madonna. They include "Cuntradiction", "Lock & Key", and "Spelling".   Read More

Madonna and daughter Lourdes Leon, undated. Photo: Dimitros Kambouris/Getty; Backgrid/ People.com

Comment:  While this story is about as fascinating as watching a ditch witch dig a hole, it got me to thinking: what would happen if Lourdes and Brooklyn Beckham had married. The level of ineptitude and mediocrity from them would be the stuff of legends. Brooklyn can be a co-singer with LoLho's band under the alter ego of Boo-Boo. They can sing a duet called "DICKtations" about the decline of grammar and spelling and how it's the source of decay among social order.  It would have a club techno sound. Or they can collaborate on photography book called "Porcelain". It would photos of toilets - very avant garde.