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EVENING NIGHTCAP: Time's Up Brad. Madonna's Nepo Kid Rebranded Herself (and no one noticed).

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    ► In what seems like a never ending saga, Stale Bread Pitt continues to deny his involvement in the shitty construction of homes built by his foundation after hurricane Katrina. Residents filed a lawsuit years ago because the homes were built in such poor quality they were unlivable and required $20 million in repairs. The houses had all kinds of problems including mold, shoddy construction, leaks, and the stench of Brad's bad aftershave. The law firm handling the case is dragging Brad and others involved to be deposed next month. They tried to settle the case in 2022 for $20.5 million but that failed worse than his craptastic movie "By The Sea". The reason why the settlement failed? It was discovered the celeb backed charity, Global Green, didn't have the moola to settle the case (they were one of the groups involved along with Brad's foundation). So, it's back to court for Brad, his foundation, and others. Residents of Brad's cardboard construction s...

NEPO WATCH! Madonna's Daughter, Lourdes Leon, Performs Live At Brava Madrid!

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Welcome to another edition of Nepo Watch! Today, we examine Lourdes Leon, looking above like a played out Slovakian hooker giving the world's laziest bj behind the 7-11 Slurpee machine after washing her chocha with water and Strawberry Emergen-C for that fizzy 'n fruity whisker-biscuit feeling.  Lourdes, as you know - and don't even pretend you don't - is the 26 year-old daughter of Vadge and dick cheese contributor, Carlos Leon, Vadge's one-time Cuban-American trainer turned sometime "actor." Lourdes claims that she once banged Timothee Chamalet in high school. "Next question, I'm outta here," said Timothee when recently asked about his past with Lourdes. Really, Tim-O-Tay? You're embarrassed by Lourdes? You?  You of the reported rot-cock and herpa-warts? Clap-clap-clap. But I digress.  At first, Lourdes wasn't too annoying. As a tween, she popped up in the news now and again, mostly because she'd been caught smoking after one o...