Will Smith Likes It Parked In The Rear! So Says His Former Assistant!

Oh, dear. This is not turning out to be a good year for bitch-slapping Will Smith, that cuckold fool who's been secret-separated from his adoring wife, or Tupac's true love, Jada Pinkett, for the past seven years. "Why did they separate?" you ask. His former assistant, someone called Brother Bilaal, may have the answer, because he just revealed that he once walked in on Will doing le butt sex corn-holio with Duane Martin, his "Fresh Prince From Bel-Air" co-star. And allegedly, for those who want to know the deets, Duane was the corn and Will was the holio in this scandalous greeking Weinergate, according to Bilaal, who adds that Duane was flat-out "murdering" Will's badonkadonk. To be honest, it sounds kinda hot and I'd like to see the video, thankyew.

If it's true - if, mind you - than it's quite the comeuppance for an actor who once refused to be filmed kissing his male co-star in the movie, "Six Degrees Of Separation," pictured above, even though both of them were playing gay characters. Daddy Denzel (as in Washington, you fool) was the one who advised him not to do so, telling him it would absolutely ruin his career. This is the same Will who barred producers from having RuPaul as a guest star on "Fresh Prince" because, yes, you guessed it, it would absolutely ruin his career. And just like that...Will ruins it all on his own, and on Oscar night, no less. Some stunt, Will! Now do it doggy-style.

So far, Will's squawkers are crying foul, fake news and the like, and threatening to sue for defamation. If the lawsuit doesn't happen, we'll likely have our answer: Will's a big ol' 'mo (allegedly) or sexually ambidextrous (allegedly). Or how many times did Clay Aiken say that he wasn't a Pole Princess? But if it's not true and he does sue, then uh-oh spaghetti-o's, expect Brother Bilaal to be murdered, and not in a hot way, just like British gay porn star, Chad Slater, was when he claimed to have had ongoing le butt sex corn-holio with Tom Cruise in a $10 million dollar suit which Cruise won (so that's how he earned the money for those swanky clear aligners he wore to the "Minority Report" premiere) (swoon). No word yet from John Travolta, who lost several suits, and settled out of court, given the several male masseuses whom he sexually harassed. 

Also, if Will is gay or bisexual (or fluid, as the kidults say) - again, if - than this is a hell of way to be outed, and it's arguably cruel, or unnecessarily cruel, especially since there's no special reason for Bilaal to do so, just as there's no special reason for him to describe the size of Will's peen as a "pinky toe." Last time I checked, Will isn't a government official trying to pass anti-gay legislation (in which case, out the motherfucker), and while he's definitely annoying for a myriad of reasons, this all smacks of bitter, vengeful sour grapes. And - surprise - Bilaal is also promoting his tell-all book entitled, I kid you not, "Will Smith Demonic Circle Book." Let Will have le butt sex corn-holio in peace, I say, if that's his thing. And if it's not, expect Bilaal to to find out who's a Bad Boy after all. Also, Will, learn three letters: N.D.A.