Peckerwood Manor

Welcome, fellow trollops, to the latest edition of "Who's This Week's Thirstiest Ho?" Today's trio are drier than Glen Powell's  look-at-me lumpy cum gutters, so they need all the moisture they can get. First up, a nepo half-sibling with no discernible talent except for hitching his wagon to his famous half-sister's ratchet ponytail. Yes, I speak of Frankie Grande , the professional gay who has every gay whipping out their vellum fans, aerating their nipples and huffily intoning, "We don't know her." The straights don't know him, either, but ever since outing himself as the hungriest of attention hors on 2012's "Big Brother 16," in which he proclaimed himself a "social media mogul," made racist comments about Black contestant Devin Shepherd and said, "Lesbians choose to be gay, while men do not," Frankie's been scratching and crawling and guzzling anything within reach to quench his desperate thirst....

  Well dear Peckers, it's hard to believe we're rounding off our first month in the Manor. As we look back on this month of sand, sun and the occasional buns, we must also look at the shadow creatures whose dirty deeds have been brought to light.  Our contenders are listed in the voting panel below. First, we have Kevin Spacey. Miraculously this slimy predator was acquitted of all his sexual assault charges this month. The actor already appears to be booked and busy, with two projects being released this year. It pays to be a pervert!  Next up we have Ariana Grande. This month has been quite a whirlwind for the transracial singer: she announced her divorce from husband Dalton Gomez only a few short weeks ago, only for it to be revealed that she's been having an affair with her Wicked co-star Ethan Slater. Slater's wife, Lilly Slater, confirmed that her husband was cheating on her with Grande, all while she was looking after the couple's newborn son. Time will tell i...

  A London jury has found Kevin Spacey not guilty of 9 counts of sexual offenses. The accusers who brought up the case claimed the actor sexually assaulted and made unwanted sexual advances against them. According to reports during the trial, Spacey said, "he was a “big flirt” who had consensual flings with men and whose only misstep was touching a man’s groin while making a “clumsy pass.” Ew. Ew. Ew. During the trial, Elton John and his husband David Furnish testified as witnesses on Spacey's behalf. One of the accusers claimed Spacey sexually assaulted him right before a party hosted Elton John.  In a report by the Huffington Post, Prosecutor Christine Agnew told jurors that Spacey was a “sexual bully” who took what he wanted when he wanted. She said he was shielded by a “trinity of protection”: he knew men were unlikely to complain; they wouldn’t be believed if they did complain; and if they did complain, no action would be taken because he was powerful." In the...