OPEN POST: The Battle Of Bette And Boo!
Theft, brutal assault, vicious name-calling, you name it. Peckerwood pussies Bette and Boo are well-known to be fierce antagonists who battle for food, cuddles, garden sun spots, and lately, for the romantic affections of Nubs, Peckerwood's newest feline sensation, who, so far at least, has tried to be Switzerland, since he's far more interested in giggling and getting stoned on the 'nip with his human familiar, Ms. BaconSlut. Though really, don't count out Nubs. He may be new to these parts, but he stands firm when he needs to. Just yesterday, he gave Boo a wallop when she tried to steal his stash, and last Saturday, gave a firm "Tell it to the hand paw" gesture when Bette tried to engage him in smack-talk about various Peckerwood pussies. Tread carefully, Bette and Boo. Nubs is here to stay and has no time for your miscellaneous malarky.