► It's a slow news day. I was browsing the headlines when this little gem caught my attention. The eagle eye paps caught Katy Perry (40) and ex-PM of Canada Justin Trudeau (53) having a cozy dinner in Montreal. The duo were seeing having cocktails, eating lobster and having a merry old time without a care in the world. Afterwards, they departed with the twinkle of stars lighting their way as the heavens blessed this potential planetary explosion. I added that last part. I recently  visited an observatory and re-read "Cosmos" by Carl Sagan so I'm all about astronomy. Anyhoo, Katy is scheduled to perform in Montreal on July 30. Was their dinner a mere meeting of 2 vacuous morons or the beginning of romance?   Read More Comment: If these 2 become an item, Katy better watch her back cause I'm sure Ivanka Trump is still eye fucking Justin from back in 2017 when she was the Blonde Advisor to the Felon in Chief.  Look at the way she's lusting after Justin in th...

It seemed like just yesterday when Joshua was cozied up with his wife, Jodi Turner-Smith , and a baby, looking happy and very much together. Then, it seemed out of nowhere that Jodi filed for divorce, citing the old celebrity favorite irreconcilable differences, and it broke my heart because I liked them together. Rumors spread that he was falling into another vagine, so who could blame Jodi? There are dealbreakers that most of us can understand, and cheating is high on that list for many. So Joshua had to pack his bags and get to stepping because Jodi is not that woman who would accept that; at least, that is the impression I got from their press releases.  Pacey! How could you?! I never watched Dawson's Creek, but I think he was Pacey and not the main idiot who is now afflicted with MAGA-itis disease. Really, though, if it is true that he stepped out, then he should be ashamed of himself. I sort of think it is true. He and Jodi had been looking happy at a red carpet event a ...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! <breathe> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, I just can't with this. Stop Bradley and your publicists. Just stop. HAHAHA<wheeze>HAHAHAHA .This is post-2010, and the public understands publicity relationships now. Why do you do this at all? What are you hiding? What kind of money are you offering? Are handjobs involved? Whatever. We both know you need to change the narrative from your unfortunate JewFace debacle. I have more questions. I still want to know what was going through your head when you thought looking like you were in the Witness Protection Program was a great idea. Drunk? High? Both? I also question those around you who didn't tell you to rip your nose off your face because you look like Groucho Marx's alter ego. Somehow though fucking this up shows how desperate you are for an Oscar. I know the nose worked for Nicole in The Hours, but her prosthetic nose wasn't seen as a slur. For the record, I don't think you are a racist or anti-semite; ...