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Welcome, fellow trollops, to the latest edition of "Who's This Week's Thirstiest Ho?" Today's trio are drier than Chrissy Teigen's fashionable "underwear dress" at the Olympics Opening Ceremony, so they need all the moisture they can get. First up, the Internet's favorite critter-infested pass-around-peen. I'm referring, of course, to Pete Davidson , who's been linked to countless Hollywood camel toes thirsting for publicity, or so it seems, because unless Pete's diseased tube steak is irresistible, than I, for one, do not get what's going on here - and probably don't want to know for my own mental health. Pete is the Fred Durst  of comedians, the Jaden Smith of actors, and, yes, the ass from which the worm escaped and nibbled on Robert F. Kennedy, Jr's  brain matter. Given his girlfriend track record - which includes the alleged model,  Emily Ratajkowski ; nepo-nothing throw cushion,  Kaia Gerber ; doughnut enemy,  Arian

Whatever you may think of Kathy Griffin as a comic, no one will argue that she's been through it, from enduring Trump's near ruinous government harassment to a cancer diagnosis to MAGA trolls trying to drag her down. But she keeps on keepin' on. And so when Kathy had something to say about anti-vax bro rapist Russell Brand, you best believe I listened. It was not pretty. But then Kathy is in that hallowed no-fucks-left-to-give phase of her career, which means she'll tell us the truth no matter how difficult it may be.  According to Kathy on her social media feeds , Russell Brand's creeptastic, dick weasel ways have long been known on the comedy circuit and behind the scenes - for almost a decade. But there's good news. Kathy promises that there's "many more coming" in terms of victims stepping forward. "It's taken forever to catch up with that sleaze bag," she says, then recounts a time when a friend of hers ran into Russell at an A

   Photo: London Entertainment/Shutterstock / Daily Mail The unfunny pile of dung known as Russell Brand is being accused by four women of sexual assault, abuse and other salacious behavior. The victims claim the incidents occurred between 2006 - 2013. Russell released a video in which he vehemently denies the accusations which were brought to his attention by two media outlets. In the video, he said, “I’ve received two extremely disturbing letters, or a letter and an email, one from a mainstream media TV company, one from a newspaper, listing a litany of extremely egregious and aggressive attacks. But amidst this litany of astonishing, rather baroque attacks, are some very serious allegations that I absolutely refute.”  The video he made is posted below, from his You Tube channel.  It was reported The Times Sunday and Channel 4 Dispatches teamed up in a joint report to invest the allegations in a documentary. The documentary is scheduled to air over the weekend. It includes inter