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  The sex offender, Kenneth Petty! With 46% of your votes, this slur-slinging shitbag takes the cake this month. Blake Lively took a close second with 45%, followed by Lily Allen (5%), Kate Beckinsale (3%) and Alicia Silverstone in last place with 1%. Thanks for voting, Peckers! See you next month!

Source: Barcroft Media First up is Lilly Allen. The British singer faced criticism this month when she revealed that she re-homed her puppy back in 2021 after the dog destroyed her and her children's passports. She says she "tried really hard" with her but she was a badly behaved dog and it just wasn't working. Fans and (of course) PETA chimed in with their admonishments, accusing Allen of treating the puppy like an accessory. However, many made the counter-point that people should not feel ashamed to re-home an animal that they aren't equipped to care for, and the stigma around this only makes matters worse for the pets. What do you think, Peckers? Source: Getty Our second contestant is Kate Beckinsale. The English actress was exposed  on X for not paying a $3,000 massage bill. The owner of the Bionic Method massage company shared an email he sent to Beckinsale's assistant requesting payment for his services after multiple failed attempts. Let's hope she

  Legendary couch fucker, JD Vance! Vance got 64% of your votes, followed by Amber Rose (19%), Chris Brown (16%), and Meghan Trainor & Ozzy Osbourne who tied with 0.5% each. Thank you for voting, Peckers, and we'll see you in the next round! Source: Graham Stokes

 Our first nominee is Meghan Trainor. We took the term "shitbag" a little literally here, since the "All About That Bass" singer recently said that she and her husband plan to get toilets that face each other when they move into their new home. If you recall, Trainor and her husband, Daryl Sabara, made headlines a few years back when they said that they had toilets next to each other so they could be together all the time. Umm, okay. Lord knows there are Shitbag nominees with way worse rap sheets, but we still find it strange that Trainor seems to poop-obsessed.  Second up is Chris Brown. This is not his first time on our Shitbags list, and I am sure it won't be his last. Bitch got sued  for $50 million this month by four plaintiffs who claim to have been assaulted by the singer and his goons after attending Brown's concert. Why anyone would attend a concert by that women-beating POS is beyond me. They claim they were invited backstage after his show, and on

The queen of reckless driving, Caitlyn Jenner! She takes the crown with 48% of your votes, followed by Justin Timberlake at 29%, Katy Perry (12%), Nick Cannon (9%), and Gayle King with 2%. Thank you all for voting, and we'll see you next month!

Source: Michael Tran, Getty Images First up is Nick Cannon. The fertile father of 12 decided to insure his balls  for $10 million this month, reminding us just how funny he thinks it is to father that many kids and barely be present in their lives. I think spreading his seed has become his entire personality, to the point that he never makes headlines unless he's talking about his dick and what he does with it. This latest stunt might backfire and give one of his gaggle of baby mamas some ideas. But $10 million would last, what, two weeks given all the child support he must be paying? Yuck. Source: ITV Our second candidate is Caitlyn Jenner. Dan Carney, who works as a valet driver, took to X claiming that he was punched in the face by Jenner when he refused to let her drive off after she'd consumed "11 dirty martinis" at the bar the previous night. Caitlyn doesn't exactly have the best track record when it comes to driving a car. Maybe she should spend the money o

Richard Dreyfuss, with 69% of your votes! John Legend came in second at 14%, followed by Kathy Hilton (9%), the unnamed red carpet usher at Cannes (6%), and Kelly Rowland with 2%. Thanks for voting, and we'll see you for another roundup next month! Source: Getty

Our first cuntender is Richard Dreyfuss. The actor sparked controversy when he went on a misogynistic, transphobic rant while at a special screening of Jaws at the Cabot Theatre in Boston on May 25th. He first stepped on the stage in a dress, then proceeded to say that parents shouldn't listen to their kids when they tell them they identify as a different gender. He considers it bad parenting to let your kid figure out their own gender identity, since they might change their minds someday. Next he called Steven Spielberg an idiot. He then went on to say how much he admires Barbra Streisand (I mean, who doesn't?!), but that despite her "genius" he chooses not to listen to her because "a woman shouldn't have that power." Uh, k. Hundreds of people reportedly ditched the event in disgust.  Next up is Kathy Hilton. The reality star showcased her "cost effective" jewelry line this month, which she claims was inspired by her late pal Elizabeth Taylor

  This dog-murdering bitch, Kristi Noem! Unsurprisingly, Noem won 91% of your votes in this month's poll. Marky Mark came in at 4%, followed by Sheryl Crow (2%), Billie Eilish (2%) and Megan Thee Stallion (1%). See you all next month! Source: US House of Representatives

Our first contender for April's Shitbag of the Month is Sheryl Crow. The singer caught some flack earlier in the month for complaining about how hard it is for her to make ends meet these days , despite being worth an estimated $70 million. Crow claims she's had to sell songs to commercials because the way in which people consume music has changed so much over the years, meaning people aren't buying physical records anymore. She's not wrong, but the complaint still sounds a bit tone deaf (hehe) considering she owns a massive mansion on a huge horse farm in Nashville. Celebrities never cease to amaze me with their utter lack of self awareness.  Next up we have Billie Eilish. The pop star released her new album this month and has been taking the "I'm a big fat lesbian!!" route for promo. Bree has pointed out how thirsty  the singer is coming off doing this promo, claiming that she has always loved girls and finally realized she "wants her face in a vagi

  Not surprisingly, disgusting pervert Dan Schneider has snagged the top spot with 48% of your votes. Diddy placed second with 38%, followed by Oprah (8%), Christian Richard (4%), and Rebel Wilson last with 2% of the votes. As always, thank you for participating. See you next month with a new round of Shitbags! Source: Brian To

Our first candidate is Dan Schneider. The disgraced Nickelodeon producer made headlines this month after Investigation Discovery’s docu-series, Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV , explored the abuse and inappropriate behaviour allegations made against Schneider during his tenure at the network. Schneider has previously denied all allegations, claiming in a 2021 NYT interview that he was never inappropriate with staff. He claimed he would never have such long-term friendships and loyalty from so many reputable people if he’d mistreated actors of any age, especially minors. This sounds like something Harvey Weinstein would’ve said, only coated in the signature Nickelodeon green slime.  Danielle Monat, who starred in Victorious , claimed she had expressed concerns over  a scene being “too sexual” but Nickelodeon sided with Schneider and did not cut it. She also says female actors would often sit on Schneider’s lap on the Zoey 101 set.  Several actors from All That claim that Schnei

With 46% of the votes, rapist Russell Simmons has won the top spot! Chris Brown came in second at 23%, followed by JLo and Andy Cohen (11%) and Gina Carano at 9%. As always, thank you for voting, Peckers! See you next month with a fresh round of rotten shitbags. Source: Frazer Harrison/Getty

Happy March, Peckers! Let's review the short list of Shitbags from the shortest month of the year!  First up is Chris Brown. Now this man is a bona fide shitbag so it's no surprise seeing him on the list. The singer went on a rant  earlier this month after being uninvited to play in the 2024 Celebrity NBA All Stars basketball game. He was pissed off at the sponsor, Ruffles, for asking that he be booted from the lineup. You know you're shit when even potato chips hate you. Brown says he's sick of people bothering him and is "tired of living in the f***ing past." Gosh, poor Chris. It's so unfair how mean people are to him!  Our next candidate is Gina Carano. The former MMA fighter-turned actor is suing Disney for firing her ass from The Mandalorian back in 2021. She shared a bunch of MAGA views on twitter and mocked masking mandates during the pandemic. In her lawsuit (which is being funded by fellow Shitbag Elon Musk), Carano alleges that Disney and Lucasf

T.I. and Tiny Harris! With 39% of your votes, the couple has won this month's coveted crown for their shitbaggery. Let's wish them all the worst in their upcoming sexual assault lawsuit . At a close second, Nicki Minaj received 38% of the votes, followed by Alyssa Milano (15%), Barbie stans (4%), and US Federal Highway Department at 4%. Thanks for voting, and we'll see you next month for a new roundup of Shitbags! Source: People

Welcome, Peckers, to our first Shitbag of the Month poll for 2024. It seems like only yesterday we were placing the shit crown on Vanky's head. Here are this month's contenders.  First up is Alyssa Milano. The 51-year old actress has been getting shit  for sharing a GoFundMe page for her son's baseball trip. Fans are have been quick to point out that Milano, who has a reported net worth of 10 million dollars, should surely be able to fund the $10,000 being requested for the trip. Milano made a follow-up post claiming that she has paid for the team's uniforms, thrown birthday parties, and covered dues of kids who couldn't afford it. She also slammed fans who took to her son's personal instagram and left comments there about his mother's tone-deaf post. Milano is not the first celebrity to be chided for posting GoFundMe requests: others including Kylie Jenner, Bella Hadid, and Megan Fox. When will these people learn?! Our next candidate is the gaggle of butthu

With 37% of the votes, Ivanka Trump is Peckerwood Manor's 2023 Shitbag of the Year. Diddy came in second with 27%, followed by Kuntye at 24%, Russell Brand at 10% and Luis Rabiales at 2%. She is certainly deserving. Let's hope 2024 is a year of reckoning for this garbage family. Thank you for voting, Peckers! Until next month!