Who is April's Shitbag of the Month?

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First up is Russell Brand. This month, the comedien-turned-actor-turned-cult leader was officially charged with rape, indecent assault and sexual assault. These charges pertain to allegations of four separate women and span between the years 1999 and 2005. He was officially investigated by police after the release of a 2023 Channel 4 documentary that exposed Brand's treatment of several women. Brand denies these allegations and says he looks forward to defending himself in the upcoming court proceedings. 

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Second up is Nick Carter. The washed-up Backstreet Boy was slapped with a fourth sexual assault lawsuit this month, brought forth by a woman who claims Carter forced her to perform sexual acts back in 2005 when she was 19 and he was 25. Two months after the initial assault, he approached the plaintiff saying he wished to apologize, only to perpetrate even further sexual assault against her. She also claims Carter did not use protection, which exposed her to possible STDs, including HPV. She alleges that she has contracted cervical cancer later in life, which was caused by this HPV exposure. Carter has been sued three times since 2022 for similar activities and the lawsuits are ongoing.

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Third up is Mickey Rourke. During his short-lived stint on Big Brother UK, Rourke rubbed his housemates in all the wrong ways by being a homophobic dick. He first made headlines when he was speaking with 21-year old JoJo Siwa about her sexuality. She said that she is a lesbian and that her partner is non-binary. 72-year old Rourke replied saying "if I stay here longer than four days, you won't be gay anymore." EW! He then said that he needed a "fag" (slang term for cigarette) and pointed at Siwa, saying "not you." When the episode aired on ITV, fans were rightfully outraged. Rourke apologized to Siwa, however, he was kicked out of the Big Brother house for this behaviour.

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Fourth up is a group of women whom we've lovingly named the Blue Origin Space Slags. Bezos' bimbos include Aisha Bowe, Amanda Nguyen, Gayle King, Katy Perry, Kerianne Flynn and Lauren Sanchez. They boarded the "rocket tourism" pod for a very brief flight into space, which was being touted as a triumph for feminism or whatever. Naturally the mission was rightfully criticized for being incredibly tone-deaf, indulgent, hypocritical and cringe. It serves as yet another testament to the abysmal state of feminism in the US and the increasing greed of Jeff Bezos. 

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Last up is Haley Joel Osment. The former child actor was arrested at a ski resort earlier this month for public intoxication and possession of cocaine. Ski patrol apprehended Osment when he went to the bar to order a drink, but was obviously intoxicated and became argumentative. He continued to be argumentative with the arresting police officers, claiming he would "punish them" for inconveniencing him. He then said that he was being kidnapped by a "fucking Nazi." Nice. This isn't Osment's first brush with the law. He was charged back in 2006 for with a DUI and possession of marijuana. In 2018, he was apprehended at the Las Vegas airport for being an unruly passenger. You'd think the actor might have better sense than this. Heh.

Sources: BBC, Variety, The Guardian, NBC News, Rolling Stone