Peckerwood Manor

When Joe Jonas filed for divorce, it seemed like the old inevitable celebrity divorce that has played out for decades. Since gossip is scarce on the ground, it got a lot of attention, but it still didn't seem unusual or particularly scandalous. If a couple splits after four years with tiny children in civilian life, it invites intense speculation and wild theories. It is uncommon for the average couple to separate with very young children after a scant four years of marriage. Usually, it involves a situation one partner can't tolerate, so much so that they are willing to tear their family apart and become a single parent. For regular people, a substantial amount of consideration is about the money, a downgrade in lifestyle, and access to their kids. If the partner leaving is a man like Joe has done, suddenly, and there is no evidence of another woman or abuse, it is often assumed the woman is wretched and must be a terrible mother and should not have full custody of her very yo

It's the end of summer, which means that in addition to the still-sweltering heat - don't put those fans away yet, bitches! - it's the time of year when many celebs get married or unchained or hit the ho stroll for peen on the regular. First up, love lives with a Broadway vet who's so painfully skinny you could suck her through a straw. I speak, of course, about Kristin Chenoweth, who claims that her hair extensions once saved her life after a nasty fall at a 7-11 (I'm not kidding), in which she cracked open her skull on the pavement and the metal from her extensions held together her fracture. Ouch (but also, was she getting ciggies or a Slurpee?) (these are the details that matter).  Anywayshestilllookslikeabobblehead, 55 year-old Kristin married 41 year-old Josh Bryant, a relative normie and a "musician," we're told. And, yes, a younger man. Escandalo! or Get it, Kristin!  Pick one. At their rehearsal dinner, they served a custom-made Baskin-Robbin