Peckerwood Manor

Tom Brady is keepin' it real, ya'll! The divorced, ball-deflating, former quarterback - who bravely forswears all nightshade vegetables and once compared playing sports for billions to being deployed in Iraq - is trying his darndest to be the bestest dad ever. But dad'ing is really hard, according to Tom, when you're the one and only Tom. As he told John Legend on some SiriusXM show this week, he feels for his kids when he goes to their school sporting events or simply goes on a pap  innocent stroll with them, because everyone rushes forth and only wants to talk about Tom-Tom-Tom. "I don't want to take away from their moments," said Bestest Dad Tom, but being Tom, he adds, means he has to "deal with things different than other people."  Tom, we get it. You're famous. Fame equals fame-whores. Yet I don't recall any previous former pro football dad whining about this. Is Rob "The Gronk" Gronkowski bitching about being a famous foo...

The only thing they had to do was dial 1-800 I Told Y'all. Who couldn't see this glorious, wonderful day coming to fruition? This is the day that certain fools who parted with their money got burned after ignoring the inevitable even as it came down the freeway at extreme speeds, flashing red sirens as a warning. It has always been ridiculous. From jump street, I wondered who in the world is buying these convoluted NFTs crypto currency crap. WHO?! I wouldn't have bought one for 5 dollars, much less the millions others paid for theirs. And it isn't just because my husband would have divorced me on the not often used grounds of That Bitch Be Dumb; the judge would have given him full custody of our children on principle.  I had a bad moment when I thought NFTs or crypto would be something to consider investing in because it was an exciting concept. I didn't want to put my little nest egg in something boring, and I wanted to do it without my husband breathing down my ne...