Programming Note : Due to work schedule, I will be posting infrequently for the next few weeks. Thank you in advance for your understanding.   ► In the old days, dorm rooms were typically decorated with posters, small futon, and whatever crap your parents unloaded on you. When I went to college, my dorm room was decorated with posters of 1980s & 1990s bands and the periodic table of beer, a small side table missing a corner piece and a peacock wicker chair from Pier 1 that my mom hated so I took it. Today's college students would look down in disgust at this.  Nowadays students from entitled families are hiring dorm interior design services who charge up to $10,000 to decorate a dorm room. No longer does a freshman have to put up with a plywood bed and desk. They can now have a luxury headboard, wallpaper, window coverings, bed linens, custom furniture, artwork, and anything else a college freshman needs to tell the world, "I'm rich, bitch...

These two might be coming to a small screen near you! It seems they have been pitching a show about their family to the networks. I hope one includes the Comedy channel because I can't see what else it could possibly be. Alec seems to be all in for it since he has been pitching away with the Spanish Princess and telling everyone who will listen. She has been desperately trying to angle her way into the spotlight for years, so what better way than a reality show. She has done ridiculous yoga poses in absurd places, and she has filled their house with babies, probably using Alec's AARP Discount For Diapers Club for Men Who Shouldn't Be Having Kids At Their Age card. Fellow members include Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, and George Clooney. Also known as The Penile Implant Papas. Viagra4Evah! Those fools probably go through more penis pumpers and drugs per year than the entire island of Manhattan combined. They have to be virile at any cost without one care for a child who will nev...

Cool Britannia was the rage of the 90s. I watched the docuseries Beckham by Fisher Stevens (Michelle Pfeiffer's boyfriend in the early 90s) on Netflix and came away with thoughts about the family and my adopted country. It surprised me that it is a promising docuseries; even if I would like to ship Brooklyn, his wife, and his mother in an airless cargo container to a Third World port, it was captivating. It captured a pre-911 pop culture world that underscores the entire series. I had to brace myself because David's  voice is like they clipped his balls after his first penalty kick. That voice rivals Mike Tyson's and is equally imbued with a slightly, nay, more like ear drum abusing accent that, mixed with the voice, sounds like they are voicing an animated movie and are method acting the holy shit out of it and refuse to let it go. I can't bear to hear David Beckham speak. I would rather have a fingernail yanked out than endure his bebeh voice. I survived it, though, ...