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Sacha Distel - French singer-songwriter, guitarist and actor - (1933-2004) Madison Bailey - American actress and model - 25 Isabel Lucas - Australian actress, environmentalist and model - 39 Athina Onassis - French-Greek heiress and equestrian - 39 Rag’n’Bone Man - English singer - 39 Brynne Edelsten - American reality tv personality - 41 Adam Lambert - American singer-songwriter and actor - 42 Riff Raff - American rapper - 42 Jonny Lang - American singer-songwriter and guitarist - 43 Jason James Richter - American actor and musician - 44 Andrew Keegan - American actor - 45 Justin Hartley - American actor - 47 Sara Gilbert - American actress - 49 Kelly Packard - American actress and tv personality - 49 Rachel Uchitel - American nightclub manager, hostess and tv correspondent - 49 Heather Graham - American actress - 54 Sam Trammell - American actor - 55 Edward Burns - American actor and filmmaker - 56 Greg Louganis - American former Olympic diver - 64 Oprah Winfrey - American tal

Theft, brutal assault, vicious name-calling, you name it. Peckerwood pussies Bette and Boo are well-known to be fierce antagonists who battle for food, cuddles, garden sun spots, and lately, for the romantic affections of Nubs, Peckerwood's newest feline sensation, who, so far at least, has tried to be Switzerland, since he's far more interested in giggling and getting stoned on the 'nip with his human familiar, Ms. BaconSlut.  Though really, don't count out Nubs. He may be new to these parts, but he stands firm when he needs to. Just yesterday, he gave Boo a wallop when she tried to steal his stash, and last Saturday, gave a firm "Tell it to the hand paw" gesture when Bette tried to engage him in smack-talk about various Peckerwood pussies. Tread carefully, Bette and Boo. Nubs is here to stay and has no time for your miscellaneous malarky. 

Sarah McLachlan - Canadian singer-songwriter - 56 Whitney Peak - Ugandan-Canadian actress - 21 Hrvy - British singer and tv personality - 25 Ariel Winter - American actress - 26 Maluma - Colombian singer-songwriter - 30 Will Poulter - British actor - 31 Calum Worthy - Canadian actor, writer and producer - 33 J. Cole - American actor, singer and record producer - 39 Tom Hopper - English actor - 39 Camila Alves - Brazilian model and designer - 42 Elijah Wood - American actor and producer - 43 Nick Carter - American singer and member of Backstreet Boys - 44 Sheamus - Irish professional wrestler and actor - 46 Big Freedia - American rapper and performer - 46 Joey Fatone - American singer, dancer, actor and tv host - 47 Rick Ross - American rapper and record executive - 48 Kathryn Morris - American actress - 55 Mo Rocca - American humorist, actor and journalist - 55 DJ Muggs - American DJ, audio engineer and record producer - 56 Keith Hamilton Cobb - American actor - 62 Frank Dar

  First we had Goop's pussy candle, and now we have dick flavoured potato chips. What a time to be alive. I've heard people online talk about how avocadoes taste like clean dick, so maybe that's the flavour these chips are going for. Who knows. I admit I'd be tempted to buy a bag if I saw them in the wild.  Source: reddit

      ♦ Alyssa Milano is getting an earful of "Bisssh...WTF is wrong with you" and is being mocked for having the audacity to ask social media to donate to her 12 yr old son's baseball team trip to Cooperstown.  Alyssa set up the The Go Fund Me page with the goal of $10,000. Then, she went on social media trying to pass the virtual collection plate around asking us plebs for money because she must think we're the idle rich. Well, that went over about as well as you'd expect. People pointed out how tone-deaf she is given her $10 million net worth. She can easily pay for the entire trip without breaking a sweat. Also, her husband David Bugliari, is a top Hollywood agent with CAA. Oh, and to make matters worse: It doesn't appear neither Alyssa or her husband donated to it...which really pissed off people .  The backlash was swift and brutal. Below are some of the reactions. Read More Alyssa Milano. Photo: Phillip Faraone /Getty Image / DailerCaller.com  “Alys

  Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Austrian composer - (1756-1791) Daisy Lowe - English fashion model - 35 Lily Donaldson - English model - 37 Rosamund Pike - English actress - 45 Jake Pavelka - American tv personality, pilot, actor and model - 46 Josh Randall - American actor - 52 Guillermo Rodriguez - Mexican-American talk show personality - 53 Patton Oswalt - American actor and stand-up comedian - 55 Mike Patton - American singer-songwriter, producer and voice actor - 56 Tricky - British record producer and rapper - 56 Tamlyn Tomita - American actress of Japanese descent - 58 Alan Cumming - Scottish actor - 59 Bridget Fonda - American retired actress - 60 Rupert Boneham from Survivor - American reality tv personality - 60 Narciso Rodriguez - American fashion designer - 63 Keith Olbermann - American commentator and writer - 65 Frank Miller - American comic book artist and writer - 67 Mimi Rogers - American actress - 68 Mikhail Baryshnikov - Latvian and American dancer, choreographer an

Welcome to the latest edition of "Who's The Thirstiest Ho? (formally known as "Thirsty Or Not Thirsty?" because change is good).  Today's candidates are a starry lot, and you can't get any starrier than our first candidate, Camilla Parker Something-Something-Homewrecking-Whore Bowles, who is justly celebrated for playing an awe-inspiring gold-digging game better than anyone with a face like a scrotum ever has before. No, really. Slow clap, Camilla. I mean, imagine that face going down on you. She has to be good at something, right?  No gag reflex, perhaps? Or maybe she's  a much-coveted "3 car garage," as the kids say, who likes oral, vaginal and anal. The mind reels (and the mouth hurls).  Just this week, Camilla called "The Daily Mail"  "The Daily Mail"  exclusively reported that this formally double-dipping sex bomb is about to release a documentary concerning domestic violence and sexual abuse. "Why?" you ask.

"Yes I am here for my mani-mani" Blessed Friday to you all! And when I say blessed I mean grab your rosaries and holy water, because in today's OP, we're taking a gander at the horror on display at Thursday's Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week , brought to you by designer Robert Wun. Strap in for a bloody good time, eh?

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

Andrew Ridgeley - British singer-songwriter and record producer - 61 Joseph Quinn - English actor - 30 Cameron Bright - Canadian actor - 31 Sasha Banks - American professional wrestler and actress - 32 Colton Underwood - American reality tv personality and former professional football player - 32 Manti Te’o - American former professional football player - 33 Christopher Massey - American rapper and actor - 34 Emily Hughes - American former figure skater - 35 Layla Kayleigh - British-American tv personality - 40 Colin O’Donoghue - Irish actor and musician - 43 Sara Rue - American actress - 45 Kirk Franklin - American singer-songwriter and rapper - 54 Paul Johansson - American-born Canadian actor and director - 60 Wayne Gretzky - Canadian former professional ice hockey player and former head coach - 63 Anita Baker - American singer-songwriter - 66 Ellen DeGeneres - American comedian, tv host, actress and writer - 66 Lucinda Williams - American singer-songwriter - 71 Mimi Leder - Am

      ►  Ever noticed that when some celebs realize they're approaching 50, many of them start living in a Benjamin Buttons state of reality? Case in point: Sarah Michelle Gellar (47) who thought it was a swell idea to have an impromptu selfie fashion show by modeling young skank off-rack from the Sturgis Bar Fly Collezione.  Sarah took the photos below in a Las Vegas hotel room. She didn't say why she was in Sin City, but she did write on her IG page: Read More “Looking forward to regretting my decisions later #lasvegas.” Comment : Um, she should have regretted her decision the moment she shared the photos. She clearly doesn't understand the saying, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas". For several months, I've noticed that SMG (too lazy to type her name) has been sharing  thirst trap photos. I recall seeing photos of her on vacation posing in a swimsuit like she was a young Christie Brinkley. And, she randomly shares "look at me I'm sooo sessy&quo

Greetings, Manor Hors! Periodically, "The Roving Pecker" presents urgent missives from filthy esteemed guest writers. Today's is from Daniel C! When I first saw the chic elegance that is Lauren Sanchez, I was in awe. But what is it that I find so mesmerizing about this future Amazon glamazon? Am I just trying to make fetch happen? To me, Lauren possesses many qualities that I admire. I would not call myself extremely introverted, but I do not always need the spotlight on me. If I think about my closest friends, I can say that I am blessed to be close to some eccentric personalities who are okay with being obnoxious at times. I am naturally drawn to walking, talking telenovelas and when I learned that Lauren used to be an Emmy-winning news anchor and an accomplished helicopter pilot years, BB (before Bezos), I was intrigued.  I also find her very charismatic and could listen to her coarse voice blabbering drama for ages. Yeah, I've got time for that. You should meet

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

  Alicia Keys - American singer-songwriter - 43 (Fallin) Calum Hood - Australian musician - 28 Ariana DeBose - American actress - 33 Dustin Ingram - American actor and musician - 34 Michael Trevino - American actor - 39 Charlie Bewley - English actor and producer - 43 Michelle McCool - American professional wrestler - 44 Christine Lakin - American actress and director - 45 Princess Charlene of Monaco - South African, concort of Albert II, prince of Monaco - 46 Mia Kirshner - Canadian actress, writer and activist - 49 Dat Phan - American stand-up comedian - 49 Marcus Samuelsson - Ethiopian-born Swedish-American celebrity chef restaurateur - 53 China Kantner - American actress - 53 Ana Ortiz - American actress and singer - 53 Jenifer Lewis - American actress - 67 Dinah Manoff - American actress and tv director - 68 The Honky Tonk Man - American retired professional wrestler - 71 Tobe Hooper - American filmmaker - (1943-2017) Leiji Matsumoto - Japanese manga artist, creator of mang

    ► In "Finally, Some Good News":  Jon Stewart will be returning to The Daily Show as a part time host this year. He will begin on February 12. As you know, Trevor Noah ended his 7 year run as host. Different celebs have been filling in as rotating hosts (guess the show's producers were inspired by Jeopardy). Producers were contemplating having comedian Hisan Minaj take over Trevor's hosting duties. But that idea died on the vine when it was discovered that Hisan  fabricated a bunch of stuff about his personal life and got caught being untruthful.  Read More   Jon Stewart. Photo: Brad Barker / Getty Images for Comedy Center/NPR.com Comment:   I'm thrilled that Jon is coming back! Perfect timing with the 2024 POTUS election. When he left it was a huge loss to the show. Trevor was a decent host. He had his moments and did a fine job. But he lacked the charisma, snarky, witty delivery that defined the show. Now that Jon is back, I hope that past "corresponden

There are many reasons that DeShawn is known as "The Lucky Duck." Residing at Gamahuche Lake - one of many fine tributaries abutting the Manor - he's famed for his superstitious beliefs. Yes, that clattering from the kitchen you heard last week was DeShawn, who routinely hurls and breaks dishes for good fortune. If you have flowers in your room, you already know that DeShawn will fervidly waddle forth and remove or add flowers from your vases, since there must be an even number. And I don't even need to remind you of the conniption fit he threw when Raincoaster forgot to wear polkadots to last New Years' Eve gala, as he'd ordered us all to do.  But maybe there's something to his beliefs. Most ducks live to 5 or 6 years old - 10 years, tops - but DeShawn is a hale and hearty 27. Or maybe he's just smart. Yesterday, Tiana the Tiger was aiming to feast on Confit de Canard de la DeShawn. No such luck for Tiana, since DeShawn had just eaten 12 grapes for go