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  Before entering any pool, your happy neighborhood Bendy Boy™always uses his fingers to make sure it's heated. Enjoy the night, sloppy sloots! 

    ► Demi Lovato is receiving an earful from social media. She raised eyebrows for her tacky, poor choice of song to perform at an American Heart Association event to raise money for heart disease. Demi performed her song, "Heart Attack" at the fundraiser. Attendees were aghast and perplexed why she chose this song.  Demi said it because back in 2018 she survived a heart attack from a drug overdose. While some are claiming event organizers gave her the "okay" to perform the song, no official statement has been made by the American Heart Association about her poor choice. Who knows what the hell is going on. Me thinks Demi won't be invited back.  Read More Demi Lovato. Photo:Slaven Vlasic/Getty Images/ The American Heart Assocation's Go Red for Women Red Dress Collection Concert, 2024 Comment : Demi performing "Heart Attack"at this event would be like Motley Crue performing "Kick Start My Heart" as a follow up act. In other words, zero

Welcome, Peckers, to our first Shitbag of the Month poll for 2024. It seems like only yesterday we were placing the shit crown on Vanky's head. Here are this month's contenders.  First up is Alyssa Milano. The 51-year old actress has been getting shit  for sharing a GoFundMe page for her son's baseball trip. Fans are have been quick to point out that Milano, who has a reported net worth of 10 million dollars, should surely be able to fund the $10,000 being requested for the trip. Milano made a follow-up post claiming that she has paid for the team's uniforms, thrown birthday parties, and covered dues of kids who couldn't afford it. She also slammed fans who took to her son's personal instagram and left comments there about his mother's tone-deaf post. Milano is not the first celebrity to be chided for posting GoFundMe requests: others including Kylie Jenner, Bella Hadid, and Megan Fox. When will these people learn?! Our next candidate is the gaggle of butthu

A.I. Generated Cute Cat, but something went a touch wonky.  In the bustling heart of cosmopolitan London, Somerset House has opened its doors to an exhibition so adorable it might just make your heart explode with sugar-coated glee. From January 25 to April 14, 2024, "Cute" takes you on a whimsical rollercoaster through the saccharine, syrupy world of cuteness that has, for reasons beyond mere mortals' understanding, taken contemporary culture by storm. The masterminds behind the "Cute" exhibition have embarked on a noble quest to dissect cuteness's fluffy, fuzzy essence. With contributions from artists like Mark Leckey , who probably thought, "Why not?" and Sean-Kierre Lyons , who likely mused, "Cuteness, eh? Sounds fun!" the show is a veritable smorgasbord of contemporary art, music, fashion, toys, video games, and social media phenomena. Cuteness is often synonymous with images of wide-eyed kittens and puppies, babies with cheeks you w

 

Duff McKagan - American musician, singer-songwriter, Guns N’ Roses bass player - 60 Neymar - Brazilian professional soccer player - 32 Jeremy Sumpter - American actor - 35 Alex Brightman - American actor and singer - 37 Darren Criss - American actor, singer-songwriter - 37 Henry Golding - American actor and singer-songwriter - 37 Kevin Gates - American rapper, singer-songwriter and entrepreneur - 38 Jamie Brewer - American actress and model - 39 Cristiano Ronaldo - Portuguese professional soccer player - 39 Tyler Farr - American singer-songwriter - 40 Vanessa Rousso - American professional poker player, attorney, DJ, tv personality - 41 Carter Reum - American author, entrepreneur and venture capitalist - 43 Sara Evans - American singer-songwriter, record producer, actress - 53 Michael Sheen - Welsh actor - 55 Bobby Brown - American singer-songwriter and dancer - 55 Chris Parnell - American actor and comedian - 57 Martha Fiennes - English film director, writer and producer - 60 Laur

Well, it turns out that the canine world has its own version of the fountain of youth, and it's all about the nose! Recent research has shown that small, long-nosed pooches, known as the dolichocephalic doggy elite, tend to outlive their snub-nosed counterparts. That's right, the Whippets, Miniature Dachshunds (I think Dachshunds and I think pushy broad. I do), and Shetland Sheepdogs of the world are strutting their stuff well into their frisky teens, with median lifespans of about 13.3 years. The Lancashire Heeler, in particular, is practically a canine Methuselah with an ancient median age of 15.4 years. If you're wondering about the purebred versus crossbreed debate, the purebreds are wagging their tails a little longer, with a median life expectancy of 12.7 years, compared to 12.0 years for the mixed breeds. As for the battle of the sexes, female dogs are winning by a whisker, with a median life expectancy of 12.7 years, compared to 12.4 years for males. If you're i

If you're happy and it's Sunday show your tongue! If you're happy and it's Sunday show your tongue! If you're happy and you're a doggie And your drool makes things real soggy If you're happy and it's Sunday show your tongue!

Natalie Imbruglia - Australian-British singer and actress - 49 Carly Patterson - American singer-songwriter and former artistic gymnast - 36 Bug Hall - American former actor - 39 Lauren Ash - Canadian actress and comedian - 41 Hannibal Buress - American comedian, actor, producer and writer - 41 Jeff Dye - American stand-up comedian and actor - 41 Kimberly Wyatt - American singer, dancer, actress and tv personality - 42 Tabitha Brown - American actress and social media personality - 45 Gavin DeGraw - American singer-songwriter - 47 Cam’ron - American rapper - 48 Jeff Schroeder - American musician - 50 Oscar De La Hoya - American boxing promoter and former professional boxer - 51 Rob Corddry - American actor and comedian - 53 Gabrielle Anwar - English-American actress - 54 Clint Black - American singer-songwriter, musician, actor and record producer - 62 Michael Beck - American actor - 75 Alice Cooper - American singer - 76 Jerry Adler - American actor, theatre director and produc

  Timmins' Pizza Hut in Ontario, Canada gave customers quite a shock this week when they posted this sign on their door. Luckily they were still available for takeout and delivery. Maybe they had a special on meat lovers' pizza! Source: CTV News

      ♦ Actor and gifted athlete, Carl Weathers, has died. He was 76. No cause of death was released in the family statement. As an actor, he was best known for portraying Apollo Creed in the "Rocky" movies with Sylvester Stallone. Carl supposedly got the role when, during audition, he criticized Stallone's acting. He was immediately cast. Other big screen movies he starred in include Happy Gilmore, the original 1987 Predator, Action Jackson, and Little Nicky.  On TV, his acting credits include The Mandalorian, The Shield, Chicago Justice, and Arrested Development.  Before pivoting to acting, Carl was a gifted athlete who excelled in numerous sports including boxing, gymnastics, soccer, wresting, and football. As a college athlete, he played football with San Diego State University. Carl also earned a Bachelor's degree in Drama and a Master's degree in Theater Arts.  He became a professional football player with the NFL and played with the Oakland Raiders for a fe

Melanie - American singer-songwriter - (1947-2024) (brand new key) Tallulah Belle Willis - American actress - 30 Sean Kingston - Jamaican-American singer and rapper - 34 Amal Clooney - Lebanese-British barrister - 46 Kelly Sullivan - American actress - 46 Daddy Yankee - Puerto Rican retired rapper, singer-songwriter and actor - 47 Maitland Ward - American actress and model - 47 Isla Fisher - Australian actress and model - 48 Tim Heidecker - American comedian, writer, director, actor and musician - 48 Elisa Donovan - American actress - 53 Warwick Davis - English actor and tv presenter - 54 Maura Tierney - American actress - 59 Linda Eder - American singer and actress - 63 Thomas Calabro - American actor - 65 Nathan Lane - American actor - 68 Lee Ranaldo - American guitarist, singer-songwriter - 68 Morgan Fairchild - American actress - 74 Blythe Danner - American actress - 81 Joey Bishop - American entertainer - (1918-2007) Norman Rockwell - American painter and illustrator - (

Welcome, trollops, to another, very parched edition of "Who's The Thirstiest Ho?" First up, we have America's favorite hot-flashing ingenue, Julia Roberts, who posted a picture this week on her Instagram account celebrating her husband Danny Moder's 55th birthday. Please marvel at the framing and positioning of its subjects, with Julia in a demurely submissive, yet dead-center, position, and Danny, in a higher, yet ignorable, position.  The photo doesn't celebrate Danny, much less his birthday, it celebrates Julia cosplaying a Tradwife . Some stunt, trick! I give an added slow-clap for her yearning, cutesy expression and Danny's serious, manly-man mug, his hand resting paternally on her shoulder, as if to say, "My lovable, dim-bulb wife." The Tradwife theme was echoed when Julia gushed like a Mormon virgin - no chocha, lots of anal! - about Danny and their family to Hoda Kotb, "He's the captain of our ship. Truly. It all starts with Dann

Huzzah! It's Black History Month. And your happy neighborhood Bendy Boy™ couldn't be more excited. Let's celebrate the Peckerwood way by being shallow AF. To wit:  Who's your favorite black celebrity (living or not)?  There's leeway here. They don't have to be American. By way of example, this could be who you consider the most bangable (Michael B. Jordan and Idris Elba leap to mind) or admirable (everyone j'adores Viola Davis and Coco Gauff) or simply who you'd like to hang with on the regular (who doesn't want to get their wine on with Tracee Ellis Ross or knock back some shots with Daniel Kaluuya?).  And, please, wiggas don't count, so don't even with Justin Timberlake or you shall be reported, flogged and banned - then forced to listen to Justin's latest album six times in a row. Harsh? I don't think so.  Don't be shy. And don't worry if your answer is trashy. This is Peckerwood Manor, after all. You're safe. In fact

  Happy Friday, dearest Manor residents! It's been a busy, stressful week for ol' Sebastian here, so today's post has been delivered to you a bit hastily (my deepest apologies). However, I hope I am able to make it up to you by presenting you with this first-rate sideshow spectacle! Witness the agility! The facility! The athletic prowess! Our Manor pets are quite the talented bunch, don't you agree?

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

  Shakira - Colombian singer-songwriter - 47 Ellie Bamber - English actress - 27 Paul Mescal - Irish actor - 28 Lil Debbie - American rapper, model and fashion designer - 34 Julia Fox - Italian-American actress and model - 34 Zosia Mamet - American actress and musician - 36 Gemma Arterton - English actress and producer - 38 Emily Rose - American actress - 43 Shamita Shetty - Indian actress and interior designer - 45 Bárbara Mori - Uruguayan-born Mexican actress, model, producer and writer - 46 Rich Sommer - American actor - 46 Marissa Jaret Winokur - American actress and singer - 51 Jennifer Westfeldt - American actress, screenwriter, director and producer - 54 Dana International - Israeli singer - 55 Adam Ferrara - American actor and comedian - 58 Michael T. Weiss - American actor - 62 Kim Zimmer - American actress - 69 Christie Brinkley - American actress, model and entrepreneur - 70 Duane “Dog” Chapman - American tv personality, bounty hunter - 71 Brent Spiner - American acto

    ► Another day, another reboot/remake/rehash/live-action from the lazy assembly line of Hollywood. This times it's the 1958 movie, "Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman. Tim Burton has signed up as director and Warner Brothers Studios will behind it.  The original movie was about a heiress who has an encounter with aliens that results in her growing to 50 ft tall (15.24 meters).  No word on who will be starring. Read More Tim Burton. Photo: Steven Shofield/Everett Collection/Deadline.com Comment: Since Tim Burton directing, here are my guesses on the short list to star in this: Johnny Depp, Jenna Ortega, Winona Ryder, or Helena Bonham Carter. IMO, Tim Burton is more "miss" than "hit" in making movies. He's directed some turds that include: Mars Attacks, Sleepy Hollow, Planet Of The Apes, Alice In Wonderland & the sequel Alice Through the Looking Glass, Cabin Boy, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Dark Shadows, Batman Forever (with Val Kilmer), Dumbo (li