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Welcome, Manor Hors, to The Roving Pecker, where we present the latest episode of "The Tales Of Peckerwood Manor" by our very own Kombitcha! Any resemblance to actual Manor Hors is intentional, except when it's not. Enjoy! TITLE: “Garden Party Pandemonium” EXT. PECKERWOOD MANOR – GARDEN – DAY The camera zooms in on Bree, who’s battling a pile of costume pieces, preparing for the fancy-dress garden party. Nearby, Raincoaster is scribbling in her notebook, pondering the mystery symbols, half-focused on the chaos around her. Kombitcha is anxiously eyeing a suspicious bag labeled “Glitter Galore.” BREE (whispering to herself) This garden party is more chaotic than a cat in a room full of laser pointers. (alarmed)  Is that glitter?!  KOMBITCHA  Glitter is the herpes of the arts and craft world. You can never get rid of it. BREE (grimacing) Let’s set up a no-glitter zone. For the love of sequins, I refuse to turn this place into a disco ball of doom. And speaking of sequins, wh

Hey, boos! It's poll time: how many of you glamorous hookers had a perm back in the 80s? Haha, just kidding, I already know we ALL did. And we all worked that perm magic right in our very own bathrooms, too. I can still remember the migraine-inducing smell - beauty is pain, afterall. And weren't we GORGEOUS?! Don't forget all the shit we put in our mops to keep those dazzling curls, too - Perma Soft, anyone? What was your favorite at-home perm kit and/or products?

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

  Luke Perry - American actor - (1966-2019) Brandon Flynn - American actor - 31 Cardi B - American rapper and songwriter - 32 Michelle Trachtenberg - American actress - 39 Trevor Donovan - American actor and model - 42 Gabe Saporta - Uruguayan-American musician and entrepreneur - 45 Matt Bomer - American actor - 47 Emily Deschanel - American actress - 48 Jay McCarroll - American fashion designer - 50 MC Lyte - American rapper, disc jockey and entrepreneur - 54 Constance Zimmer - American actress - 54 Stephen Moyer - English actor - 55 Jane Krakowski - American actress - 56 Artie Lange - American stand-up comedian, actor and radio personality - 57 Sean Patrick Flanery - American actor, author and martial artist - 59 Lennie James - British actor - 59 Joan Cusack - American actress and comedian - 62 Dawn French - British actress, comedian and writer - 67 Stephen Spinella - American actor - 68 David Morse - American actor - 71 Daryl Hall - American singer and musician, member of Hal

  ►  In case you missed the memo (like I did), "Fat Bear Week" has ended. For the second year in a row, the gorgeous McFattie brown bear named "Grazer" won. She beat out her nemesis and fan favorite "Chunk" to win the crown of Royal Fatness. The online contest is sponsored by Alaska's Katmai National Park & Preserve. They created the annual event to celebrate the awesomeness of these majestic creatures who work hard to stay alive by putting on the pounds in preparation for winter hibernation. A park spokesho said, "all the bruins (bears) in this year's bracket did an admirable job of packing on the pounds". Congrats to Grazer!  Read More Grazer, the brown bear winner of 2024 Fat Bear Week. Photo: F. Jimenez/National Park Service/AP/NPR.com Comment: Grazer gave birth to 2 cubs this past spring. She's one helluva of a hard working mom. Raising 2 tots and making sure they weren't hang out with the bad crowd of errant raccoons who

  Angela Weiss/Getty Our first contender of the month is Dave Grohl. The Foo Fighters frontman, and "nice guy" of rock shocked the world when he made a post on instagram this month announcing that he was now the father of baby "born outside of his marriage." Grohl has been married to his wife, Robyn Blum, for over 20 years and the two share three daughters aged 18, 15 and 10. Despite Grohl's nice guy persona, there have been rampant rumours of his infidelity for years. In fact, his first marriage to Jennifer Youngblood ended in 1997 due to him cheating. It is alleged that Grohl contacted a divorce lawyer prior to sharing his announcement, and it's also been alleged that he accused his wife of having a "flirty" relationship with her tennis coach. How bold! Shannon Finny/Getty Next up is presidential dropout and brain worm host Robert F Kennedy, Jr. RFK drew criticism at the end of August when an old interview his daughter did resurfaced whereby she

 

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

  David Lee Roth - American singer - 70 Aimee Teegarden - American actress, model and producer - 35 Rose McIver - New-Zealander actress - 36 Phi Phi O’Hara - American actor, singer, cosplay artist, former drag performer - 39 Chiaki Kuriyama - Japanese actress, singer and model - 40 Marina Diamandis - Welsh-Greek musician - 39 Cupid - American singer-songwriter - 42 Dan Stevens - English actor - 42 Una Healy - Irish singer - 43 Mýa - American singer-songwriter, actress and dancer - 45 Jodi Lyn O’Keefe - American actress, model and fashion designer - 46 Dale Earnhardt Jr. - American professional stock car racing driver - 50 Mario Lopez - American actor and tv host - 51 Joelle Carter - American actress - 52 Manu Bennett - Australian-New Zealander actor - 55 Brett Favre - American former football player - 55 Wendi McLendon-Covey - American actress and comedian - 55 Bai Ling - Chinese-American actress and musician - 58 Marjorie Harvey - American designer and stylist - 60 Jodi Benson

     ► In a chit-chat with Interview magazine, Jennifer-Lopez-Noa-Judd-(almost Affleck)-Anthony-Affleck-TBD burped out platitudes about her failed marriages that sound like they were lifted from a Smurf self-help book.  Without naming her most recent ex-husband (Affleck), she sneezed out these hilarious dingleberries of self-reflection. Read More “You have to be complete, if you want something that’s more complete,” Lopez told comedian Nikki Glaser in an Interview magazine profile published Oct. 9. Without mentioning Affleck by name, Lopez added, “Being in a relationship doesn’t define me. I can’t be looking for happiness in other people. I have to have happiness within myself.” Jennifer Lopez on the cover of Interview Magazine. Photo: Interview.com Comment: JLo is 55 years old, has been engaged 6 times and married 4 times. I cackled when she said, "being in a relationship doesn't define me". Ha, ha, ha! Wow, she's sniffing her own delusional farts.  Had I been

Marina Abramović and Willem Dafoe during the Seven Deaths of Maria Callas performance. Source: Sybaris Collection Performance Art is not easy, nor is it liked or understood by scores of people because it can seem like a stunt, which is, in a way, the foundation of performance art. It is supposed to be a confrontational stunt and sometimes it can seem silly or inspire people who don't like art to roll their eyes about "those crazy artsy types". We tend to deride what we don't understand or like, and honestly, art should be for everyone, but not everyone is into art. And that's fine. I don't particularly like football or baseball, but those who love it can wax poetic for hours. For me, art is where I live, so I can do the same, and I enjoy it. Some people roll their eyes at artists, but I roll my eyes at the people who roll their eyes. We could go back and forth until HEY; this could be a Conceptual Art Installation, "Mutual Contempt." That's okay

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

PJ Harvey - English singer-songwriter - 55 Bella Hadid - American model - 28 Jodelle Ferland - Canadian actress - 30 Scotty McCreery - American singer - 31 Tyler James Williams - American actor and rapper - 32 Melissa Villaseñor - American comedian and actress - 37 Marie Kondo - Japanese organising consultant, author and tv presenter - 40 Spencer Grammer - American actress - 41 Colin Donnell - American actor and singer - 42 Chris O’Dowd - Irish actor and comedian - 45 Brandon Routh - American actor - 45 Randy Spelling - American life coach and former actor - 46 Nicky Byrne - Irish singer-songwriter, radio and television presenter - 46 Nick Swardson - American actor, stand-up comedian and producer - 48 Sean Lennon - American-British musician, songwriter, producer - 49 Steve Burns - American actor, musician and tv host - 51 Jason Butler Harner - American actor - 54 Steve McQueen - British director, producer, screenwriter and video artist - 55 Pete Docter - American filmmaker, anima