Belinda Carlisle - American singer-songwriter - 68 The Kid Laroi - Australian singer-songwriter and rapper - 23 Lil Pump - American rapper - 26 Gracie Gold - American figure skater - 31 Phoebe Bridgers - American singer-songwriter - 32 Taissa Farmiga - American actress - 32 Austin Butler - American actor - 35 Rachel Hurd-Wood - English actress - 36 Lil B - American rapper - 37 Brady Corbet - American former actor and filmmaker - 38 Bryton James - American actor - 40 Jon Lovett - American comedian and former speechwriter - 44 Giuliana Rancic - Italian-American entertainment reporter and tv personality - 52 David Bromstad - American designer and tv personality - 53 Donnie Wahlberg - American singer-songwriter, actor, producer - 57 Christian Laettner - American former professional basketball player - 58 David Conrad - American actor - 59 Colin James - Canadian singer-songwriter - 62 Gilby Clarke - American guitarist, singer, songwriter and record producer - 64 Stephan Eicher - Swiss...

Getty Images Get in, loser! We’re going roasting! But we’re taking the long way around, so be patient while I tell you a story. A story of my youth. That’s right, we’re talking about the Before Times. Before Trump. Before Covid. Before Y2K. Before, yes, before Madonna was A Thing. Dinosaurs roamed the Earth, or at least Dino Martin did. Back when I was a wee sprog, I, like all GenXers, watched a lot of cartoons. And one thing all of them (other than Looney Tunes) had in common was a cool vehicle. The Banana Splits had a dune buggy. Scooby and the gang had the Mystery Machine. Archie had his jalopy. Josie and the Pussycats had a party van. The Partridge Family had a cool skoolie. Yes, they had a cartoon.  Naturally, I concluded that when you became a teenager you got a fun vehicle and drove around with your friends solving mysteries and singing pop tunes. Obviously . I also believed that they carded you when you ordered a teenburger at A&W, but I digress. I was so innocent then...

  Credit: Johanna Geron/Reuters With 68% of your votes, Jared Leto has been crowned July's shitbag of the month. Kim and Kanye placed a distant second with 13%, followed by The Met (12%), Usher (4%), and Phoebe Gates placing last with 3%. Now take a good long shower and we'll see you next month for another turd roundup.

James Warren Taylor - American singer - 74 Greyson Chance - American singer-songwriter and musician - 29 Caeleb Dressel - American professional swimmer - 30 Cameron Monaghan - American actor and model - 33 Evanna Lynch - Irish actress - 35 Young Thug - American rapper - 35 Rumer Willis - American actress - 38 Parker Young - American actor - 38 Okieriete Onaodowan - American actor and singer - 39 Carey Price - Canadian professional ice hockey player - 39 Shawn Pyfrom - American actor and singer - 40 Agnes Bruckner - American actress and former model - 41 Arden Cho - American actress, singer and model - 41 Cristin Milioti - American actress - 41 Cam Gigandet - American actor - 44 Vanessa Carlton - American singer-songwriter and pianist - 46 Taika Waititi - New Zealand filmmaker, actor and comedian - 51 Emily Robison - American singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist - 54 Donovan Leitch - American actor, singer and former model - 59 Steve Carell - American actor and come...

  Credit: Santiago Felipe Here's Björk all dressed up to celebrate Echolalia, a one-day Icelandic festival celebrating the solar eclipse on August 12. The 60-year old sported a balloon dress designed by Robert Wun for his Fall 2026 collection. Glass of wine in hand, the singer performed an hour-long DJ set that kept 7,000 people dancing during the exact moment of the solar eclipse. How incredible does that sound! What do you think of this look, Peckers? Would you wear this to brunch?

  Julia Child - American chef, author, and television personality - (1912-2014) Chief Keef - American rapper, singer, songwriter, and record producer - 31 Jennifer Lawrence - American actress - 36 Belinda - Spanish-Mexican singer and actress - 37 Joe Jonas - American singer, songwriter, and actor - 37 Carlos PenaVega - American actor, singer, musician and director - 37 Natalia Kills - British singer-songwriter and actress - 40 Emily Kinney - American actress, singer- songwriter - 41 Quinton Aaron - American actor - 42 Kerri Walsh Jennings - American retired professional beach volleyball player - 48 Brad Goreski - Canadian-American celebrity fashion stylist and tv personality - 49 Natasha Henstridge - Canadian actress - 52 Ben Affleck - American actor, filmmaker - 54 Anthony Anderson - American actor, comedian and game show host - 56 Cris Judd - Filipino American actor, dancer, choreographer - 57 Debra Messing - American actress - 58 Peter Hermann - American actor, producer and...

Berdie with Straw Hat, 1956 Larry Rivers

David Hallyday - French singer-songwriter and actor - 60 Marsai Martin - American actress and producer - 22 Doechii - American rapper and singer-songwriter - 28 Miranda Rae Mayo - American actress - 36 Tim Tebow - American sports broadcaster and former football quarterback - 39 Nick Grimshaw - English tv and former radio presenter, author - 42 Mila Kunis - American actress - 43 Lamorne Morris - American actor and comedian - 43 Spencer Pratt - American reality tv personality - 43 Estrella Morente - Spanish flamenco singer - 46 Ana Matronic - American singer, co-lead singer of Scissor Sisters - 52 Christopher Gorham - American actor - 52 Jay Manuel - Canadian tv host, make-up artist, and author - 54 Preston Lacy - American stunt performer, actor, comedian - 57 Chris Pérez - American guitarist, lead guitarist of Selena y Los Dinos - 57 Jennifer Flavin - American entrepreneur, business owner, and former model - 58 Catherine Bell - British-American actress and model - 58 Adrian Lester - ...

 

Feargal Sharkey - Northern Irish singer and environmentalist - 68 Lennon Stella - Canadian singer and actress - 27 Slick Woods - American fashion model - 30 DeMarcus Cousins - American professional basketball player - 36 Ray Diaz - American model and actor - 41 James Morrison - English singer, songwriter and guitarist - 42 Sebastian Stan - Romanian–American actor - 44 James Carpinello - American actor - 51 Moritz Bleibtreu - German film actor, voice actor, and film director - 55 Alan Shearer - English former professional soccer player - 56 Deborah Falconer - American singer, songwriter, model, and actress - 61 Debi Mazar - American actress and tv personality - 62 John Slattery - American actor and director - 64 Sam Champion - American weather anchor - 65 Dawnn Lewis - American actress - 65 Danny Bonaduce - American retired radio personality, professional wrestler - 67 Kathleen Battle - American operatic soprano - 78 Sridevi - Indian actress - (1963-2018) Herb Ritts - American fas...

  Credit: TMZ Our first Shitbag contender of the month is Usher. The R&B singer and herpes superspreader made the news this month when he kicked a fan offstage at one of his shows. Part of his performances involve inviting "lucky" ladies onstage to sit down and have Usher perform erotic gestures on them while he sings. Most fans thoroughly enjoy the experience, however the fan at this Nashville show sat there frozen and seemingly uncomfortable. Usher did not appreciate being rebuffed, so he waved her off and ordered security to remove her from the stage. Considering this is a combined tour with Chris Brown, I guess we should at least be grateful Usher respected the fan's personal boundaries. Colour me shocked! Credit: Leto on facebook Second up is Jared Leto. It's about damn time. For over 20 years, rumours have swirled about the 54-year old actor's sexual abuse of underage girls. Finally, it seems the floodgates may be opening. In an upcoming BBC documentary,...

I saw this car quite a while back, driving up the hill from the beach and I remember thinking, "That's not really an old car, it's a fake old car," and I guess I was right. Apparently it was a 1983 Zimmer Golden Spirit Limited Edition. In 1983 there was a ton of great books, tv shows and movies, including the monster hit "Flashdance" ... ...which starred the luminous Ms. Jennifer Beals and had a killer soundtrack, including this smash hit by the divine Ms. Irene Cara (I love the video because you can see how much she loved singing and dancing). La Cara, you were magnificent: She was Solid Gold, as are all of you, so let's all have a Solid Gold afternoon. After all, it's Open Post, darlings! Photo Credit: AK

Tanita Tikaram - British pop/folk singer-songwriter - 57 Dixie D’Amelio - American singer and social media personality - 25 Bex Taylor-Klaus - American actor - 32 Imani Hakim - American actress - 33 Cara Delevingne - English model and actress - 34 Lakeith Stanfield - American actor and musician - 35 Justin Gaston - American singer-songwriter, model and actor - 38 Leah Pipes - American actress - 38 River Butcher - American stand-up comedian and actor - 44 Maggie Lawson - American actress - 46 Dominique Swain - American actress - 46 Matt Thiessen - Canadian-American musician, lead singer of Relient K - 46 Jade Villalon - American singer-songwriter and actress - 46 Natalie Mendoza - Australian actress - 48 Plaxico Burress - American former football player - 49 Casey Affleck - American actor - 51 Michael Ian Black - American comedian, actor, writer, and director - 55 Rebecca Gayheart - American actress and model - 55 Yvette Nicole Brown - American actress, comedian and writer - 55 Pe...

  Credit: Wattie Cheung Suri Cruise Noelle is making her onstage debut! The 20-year old daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise has just started her run in Midsummer!  an adaptation of William Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream . Noelle plays Helena, Mustardseed, Flute and Thisbe in the student production, which runs from August 6th-19th at the Edinburgh fringe festival.  She's certainly a chip off the old block! Congratulations!

Charlie Sexton - American guitarist and singer-songwriter - 58 Savannah Chrisley - American reality TV personality - 29 Alyson Stoner - American actor, singer, and dancer - 33 Asher Roth - American rapper - 41 Chris Hemsworth - Australian actor - 43 J-Boog - American-Samoan reggae singer and songwriter - 43 Sandi Thom - Scottish singer-songwriter - 45 Merritt Wever - American actress - 46 Gemma Hayes - Irish singer-songwriter and composer - 49 Brendan Bayliss - American musician - 50 Will Friedle - American actor and screenwriter - 50 Ben Gibbard - American singer-songwriter and guitarist - 50 Tinsley Mortimer - American socialite and tv personality - 51 Carolyn Murphy - American model and actress - 53 Ali Shaheed Muhammad - American DJ and record producer - 56 Ashley Jensen - Scottish actress and narrator - 57 Anna Gunn - American actress - 58 Sophie Okonedo - British actress and narrator - 58 Embeth Davidtz - American-South African actress - 61 Viola Davis - American actre...